What's the maddest you've ever made your lady?

[Dble E]

 

[HuskerDocCo]

well you sumbitch, back in the 50’s i bought home an international. thats a tractor for u sonofabitchin millenniums. anywho, Nancy got so gawd dam pissed off she used a fryin pan a walloped me good ! traded it back for a John deere and the rest is history FFARRRRTTT

 

[NEHusker54]

Not sure but I’m sure it was a time when I had too much to drink

 

[Tyneb23]

My wife and I went to a charity softball tournament for Carrie Orzaco. I played slow pitch softball for T13s at one point but I slowed down in recent years and now just play with my friends in league and a couple tournament a year. During that tournament we are playing a team that had no business being there, one of there guys got under my skin. He was playing 3rd in jeans, I smoked a ball on a one hop, hit him straight in the teeth. Knocked out at least 4 teeth. When they got him off the field my wife scolded me in dugout for being a bully and picking on the guy in jeans. Changed my life type of verbal assault. I've never seen my wife so upset at me before, I've done some dumb shit but that set her off. Charity softball 3rd baseman in jeans.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

My wife and I went to a charity softball tournament for Carrie Orzaco. I played slow pitch softball for T13s at one point but I slowed down in years and now just play with my friends in league and a couple tournament a year. During that tournament we are playing a team that had no business being there, one of there guys got under my skin. He was playing 3rd in jeans, I smoked a ball on a one hop, hit him straight in the teeth. Knocked out at least 4 teeth. When they got him off the field my wife scolded me in dugout for being a bully and picking on the guy in jeans. Changed my life type of verbal assault. I've never seen my wife so upset at me before, I've done some dumb shit but that set her off. Charity softball 3rd baseman in jeans.

you proud of that sonny !? Why i outta BEAT you like a rug!

 

[Tyneb23]

you proud of that sonny !? Why i outta BEAT you like a rug!

Wife took care of that. We're good

 

[LoudHogRider]

My wife and I went to a charity softball tournament for Carrie Orzaco. I played slow pitch softball for T13s at one point but I slowed down in years and now just play with my friends in league and a couple tournament a year. During that tournament we are playing a team that had no business being there, one of there guys got under my skin. He was playing 3rd in jeans, I smoked a ball on a one hop, hit him straight in the teeth. Knocked out at least 4 teeth. When they got him off the field my wife scolded me in dugout for being a bully and picking on the guy in jeans. Changed my life type of verbal assault. I've never seen my wife so upset at me before, I've done some dumb shit but that set her off. Charity softball 3rd baseman in jeans.

My right ankle "clicks" when I walk, compliments of a keg softball game played between two local trucking companies "back in the day". I was playing 3rd base and NOT paying attention (because beer and being a chatty drunk I was talking to the runner on 3rd base) to the batter at the plate, and he turned on one and it struck me right in the ankle. Spilled my beer and did NOT make the out. Fail city. But my wife was not made at me, because I was still single then and we had not yet met.

ALL of the scenarios in which she's been legitimately mad at me involved alcohol. I haven't "drank for effect" since August 24, 2001 (Nebraska vs. TCU), a day in which I drank ALL the Captain Morgan and arrived home without any soles in my snakeskin cowboy boots which doubled as training wheels for my Harley ride home from the Dundee Dell. Suitcases were on the bed when I emerged from my coma the next morning, and the Harley was still laying on it's side in the front lawn (not a good look in Lindenwood).

 

[BIGSTICK67]

well you sumbitch, back in the 50’s i bought home an international. thats a tractor for u sonofabitchin millenniums. anywho, Nancy got so gawd dam pissed off she used a fryin pan a walloped me good ! traded it back for a John deere and the rest is history FFARRRRTTT

The lesson here. Don't go spending your old ladies $$. Nuff said.

 

[Dble E]

My wife and I went to a charity softball tournament for Carrie Orzaco. I played slow pitch softball for T13s at one point but I slowed down in years and now just play with my friends in league and a couple tournament a year. During that tournament we are playing a team that had no business being there, one of there guys got under my skin. He was playing 3rd in jeans, I smoked a ball on a one hop, hit him straight in the teeth. Knocked out at least 4 teeth. When they got him off the field my wife scolded me in dugout for being a bully and picking on the guy in jeans. Changed my life type of verbal assault. I've never seen my wife so upset at me before, I've done some dumb shit but that set her off. Charity softball 3rd baseman in jeans.

Cot Damn Alpha Beta's always putting down the nerds.

 

[Pipe Line]

My wife is a big clean freak. Like pays monthly for a cleaning service to come to our house weekly. I’m not, although as I’ve gotten older I do like a clean house, and clean more myself. Anyway, within the first 6 months of marriage, eating lunch after the gym, she essentially threatened me with divorce if I didn’t start trying more with cleaning by telling me that it almost happened to her parents

 

[Cash68847]

Enough to have the D word come up multiple times.

 

[Juro]

Without discussing the actual subject, Roe vs Wade overturn definitely pissed of my significant other to the point where if I said one damn thing wrong, it was equivalent to sticking a roll of mentos in a big ass bottle of coke. When she asked if I would be an ally with her going to support marches, apparently my answer of 'fuck no, I don't go to any support marches of any type' was not well received.

Long story short, she was pissed off at me for the weekend and I had a lot more time on my hands to play video games.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Without discussing the actual subject, Roe vs Wade overturn definitely pissed of my significant other to the point where if I said one damn thing wrong, it was equivalent to sticking a roll of mentos in a big ass bottle of coke. When she asked if I would be an ally with her going to support marches, apparently my answer of 'fuck no, I don't go to any support marches of any type' was not well received.

Long story short, she was pissed off at me for the weekend and I had a lot more time on my hands to play video games.

“play video games”


Seriously, dude……..how old are you?



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[Tyneb23]

“play video games”


Seriously, dude……..how old are you?



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I still play ps5 every day. How old are you? 94?

 

[HuskerDocCo]

I still play ps5 every day. How old are you? 94?

99 here Geano

 

[Huskerforlife]

My wife and I went to a charity softball tournament for Carrie Orzaco. I played slow pitch softball for T13s at one point but I slowed down in recent years and now just play with my friends in league and a couple tournament a year. During that tournament we are playing a team that had no business being there, one of there guys got under my skin. He was playing 3rd in jeans, I smoked a ball on a one hop, hit him straight in the teeth. Knocked out at least 4 teeth. When they got him off the field my wife scolded me in dugout for being a bully and picking on the guy in jeans. Changed my life type of verbal assault. I've never seen my wife so upset at me before, I've done some dumb shit but that set her off. Charity softball 3rd baseman in jeans.

she's ok with your tPB postings?

 

[huskersoup]

I still play ps5 every day. How old are you? 94?

How dare you spend your leisure time playing video games when you should be watching 3 hours of Fox News and Duck Dynasty re-runs every night dozing in and out of consciousness

 

[Pro_V_DMB]

Booze involved for sure

 

[BBTown Bomber]

I still play ps5 every day. How old are you? 94?

I’ll always play second fiddle to ol’ @HuskerDocCo when it comes to candles on my birthday cake.






(p.s…I turned 70 on Oct. 10th. It was in all the papers…🤣)





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[BBTown Bomber]

How dare you spend your leisure time playing video games when you should be watching 3 hours of Fox News and Duck Dynasty re-runs every night dozing in and out of consciousness

Gave up on Fox for the most part. Never saw DD but I do love Lone Star Law/ North Woods Law.





Been getting caught up on Billions, Ozark and Bosch.





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