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What we REALLY want from Scott.

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If I am reading RSS correctly...this is what we really want to hear from Scott...

Frost: Listen, today’s game was sh1te. We are sh1te across the board. I really have no clue what the F i am doing. During this game and most, I really only like to call 3 plays total...cause well, we are sh1te.

The cool thing is though, I’ve got a huge contract and it’s for like 12 years now. So, it doesn’t really matter. Looking at you RSS. Yeah, that’s right...I have my insiders who read your board. I recognize you know a lot about football...prolly more than me...but I’m arrogant and make more money than like 3 of you...cause all RSS are rich. I can chew more than you though. Bunch of suckas!

Ok, back to the game...our guys are really soft. We don’t know how to make them tough. But we do like to play walk on receivers cause they block...so they get the rock! The scholly guys are dumb, don’t know routes, and are lazy fools. Maybe some day I will let them play. Our coaches coach them up, but they dumb.

Honestly thought, our coaching staff is pretty much JV. It’s why I ultimately decided not to go to Florida. I mean, even Frazier plunked those clowns in the Fiesta before I arrived. No way i was going there after they told me I’d have to get rid of Chins. I am never getting rid of Chins! He’s by tobaccy boy! We’ve spit in so many Mountain Dew bottles over the years. He’s awesome...but between you and i, he can’t coach defense. He’s too dumb. He gives up points and stuff.

I’m awesome, but deep down, I know I’m dumb too. I overthink everything. I should do like the RSS says I should and keep it simple, get a style...but i like being arrogant and will never listen.

Well Moos is here...gotta go. He brought me my Skoal and a new contract extension to sign. Hey Chins, grab my hat...not the corn cob dumbarse...give that to Mario. He love that. I want the camo one next to our his and hers spitoon...Thanks brother!

See you guys! 😉
 
If I am reading RSS correctly...this is what we really want to hear from Scott...

Frost: Listen, today’s game was sh1te. We are sh1te across the board. I really have no clue what the F i am doing. During this game and most, I really only like to call 3 plays total...cause well, we are sh1te.

The cool thing is though, I’ve got a huge contract and it’s for like 12 years now. So, it doesn’t really matter. Looking at you RSS. Yeah, that’s right...I have my insiders who read your board. I recognize you know a lot about football...prolly more than me...but I’m arrogant and make more money than like 3 of you...cause all RSS are rich. I can chew more than you though. Bunch of suckas!

Ok, back to the game...our guys are really soft. We don’t know how to make them tough. But we do like to play walk on receivers cause they block...so they get the rock! The scholly guys are dumb, don’t know routes, and are lazy fools. Maybe some day I will let them play. Our coaches coach them up, but they dumb.

Honestly thought, our coaching staff is pretty much JV. It’s why I ultimately decided not to go to Florida. I mean, even Frazier plunked those clowns in the Fiesta before I arrived. No way i was going there after they told me I’d have to get rid of Chins. I am never getting rid of Chins! He’s by tobaccy boy! We’ve spit in so many Mountain Dew bottles over the years. He’s awesome...but between you and i, he can’t coach defense. He’s too dumb. He gives up points and stuff.

I’m awesome, but deep down, I know I’m dumb too. I overthink everything. I should do like the RSS says I should and keep it simple, get a style...but i like being arrogant and will never listen.

Well Moos is here...gotta go. He brought me my Skoal and a new contract extension to sign. Hey Chins, grab my hat...not the corn cob dumbarse...give that to Mario. He love that. I want the camo one next to our his and hers spitoon...Thanks brother!

See you guys! 😉


I don't know why, but when I read this my mind read it in the voice of Mr. T.
 
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