Welcome New Members!

[That SOB Van Owen]

Just wanted to start a new thread since we’ve had a YUGE influx of new members on the board lately. Presumably this is due to the corching search and our great inside her information (shout out to our wonderful inside hers). Feel free to introduce yourself and say hi ITT.


Also, just wanted to give you all a few pointers:

• There are few (if any) rules here. Don’t be a little bitch.
• Don’t be a potato. If you don’t know what this means, you probably are one and should tread lightly.
• You are allowed to say “fuck” and other “non-Nebraska way” words on the platinum board.
• Check out the NSFW/POTD section (shout out @Tyneb23 , who’s avatar is a bit of a preview of that section).
• The good stuff is in the underground section. If you haven’t ponied up $$$ to get access, it’s totally worth it.
• @BIG TONE SOPRANO is a huge douche canoe, but he’s our douche canoe.
• Last but not least, @HuskerGarrett is the founder of the board and the boss man around here. Be reverent.

All other tPB vets feel free to add advice, thoughts, comments, etc. ITT.

 

[cwessel76]

Welcome all! We have ice cream just be sure to bring your voucher.

 

[huskermack]

 

[HuskerPAC]

Cock. Balls.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Note to all newbies - eat our dicks and suck our shit!

J/k

j/k, not kidding

 

[slattimer]

Welcome to the big show you bunch of Pickle Smoochers

 

[HuskerPAC]

Note to all newbies - eat our dicks and suck our shit!

J/k

j/k, not kidding

 

[slattimer]

Also, if you're wanting to talk/argue politics, find the Hyvee Parking Lot. Don't be a Pickle Smoochers or a Cockeye

 

[Juro]

You’ll get a lot of good rumors here.

Don’t post them on Twitter like the faggit like @aztonick.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

I'm just here to mooch off insider information & lol at quality gifs, until the day we can all meet at 72nd & Dodge again.

 

[huskermack]

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I'm just here to mooch off insider information & lol at quality gifs, until the day we can all meet at 72nd & Dodge again.

My ex-girlfriend flashed her titties from my sunroof all night long in '97.

Edit - it was '97.
She was YOUNG. 16 in '95.

 

[cwessel76]

My ex-girlfriend flashed her titties from my sunroof all night long in '95.

Dude I was 9 at the time what the fuck

 

[huskermack]

Dude I was 9 at the time what the fuck

This doesn't surprise me at all.

 

[Jim14510]

Lee always says it best so I'll just quote him.

I recommend kicking someone’s ass or becoming someone’s bitch on day 1. Prison rules here.

 

[Tyneb23]

@thesimplehick is a good friend of mine, he has yet to speak but is very computer savvy. @HuskerGarrett take note on this, he could come in handy. He's made edits for commitments to Nebraska.

 

[Jim14510]

@thesimplehick is a good friend of mine, he has yet to speak but is very computer savvy. @HuskerGarrett take note on this, he could come in handy.

Not surprised @thesimplehick gives handy's. Does he charge?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

@thesimplehick is a good friend of mine, he has yet to speak but is very computer savvy. @HuskerGarrett take note on this, he could come in handy. He's made edits for commitments to Nebraska.

That could come in handy!

 

[Jim14510]

He's made edits for commitments to Nebraska.

Bet they aren't as good as Gary's fire edits.

 

[slattimer]

@thesimplehick is a good friend of mine, he has yet to speak but is very computer savvy. @HuskerGarrett take note on this, he could come in handy. He's made edits for commitments to Nebraska.

How good is he at MS paint though?

 

[Juro]

How good is at MS paint though?

Yes.