Top 10 Most Annoying "Guys" in the Coaching Search

[Mavsker]

Inb4 someone says me

1. Frost Just Needed More Time Guy
2. Mickey Guy (also considered Only Reason Mickey Isn't Getting the Job is Because He's Black Guy)
3. Bill Belichick is Coming as HC with Nick Saban as OC and Kirby Smart as DC 😂Guy
4. Generic New Guy / Stop Posting Rumors Guy
5. Guy Trying to Convince Himself and Everyone Else Monken Would "Do Really Well Here"
6. Gary Sharp / Josh Peterson / Dean
7. If We Hire Kleiman I'm Done Guy
8. Autistic Flight Tracker (personally I love this guy)
9. GoDaddy Server Admin Guy
10. Turd

Let me know if there's anyone I missed

 

[Juro]

Inb4 someone says me

1. Frost Just Needed More Time Guy
2. Mickey Guy (also considered Only Reason Mickey Isn't Getting the Job is Because He's Black Guy)
3. Bill Belichick is Coming as HC with Nick Saban as OC and Kirby Smart as DC 😂Guy
4. Generic New Guy / Stop Posting Rumors Guy
5. Guy Trying to Convince Himself and Everyone Else Monkey Tits Would "Do Really Well Here"
6. Gary Sharp / Josh Peterson / Dean
7. If We Hire Kleiman I'm Done Guy
8. Autistic Flight Tracker (personally I love this guy)
9. GoDaddy Server Admin Guy
10. Turd

Let me know if there's anyone I missed

I don't think I'm really anyone on this list, but I'm pretty close to Autistic Flight Guy.

 

[dsbigred1]

1. “Way too invested in the coaching search for a team that has won 18 games the last 5 years” guy

 

[Rebound96]

1. @aztonick

 

[Juro]

1. @aztonick/Genetics56/NebFaninWisc/Jessica

Fixed it for you.

 

[doublewing]

-Urban or no one else guy.
-Guy that thinks because a coach has a third cousin in North Platte, he has "Nebraska ties."

 

[Mavsker]

I forgot his username but I'd add, "There's no proof Rhule was here because you don't have pictures" guy

 

[dsbigred1]

Inb4 someone says me

1. Frost Just Needed More Time Guy - not annoying because likely retarded
2. Mickey Guy (also considered Only Reason Mickey Isn't Getting the Job is Because He's Black Guy)- also may be retarded
3. Bill Belichick is Coming as HC with Nick Saban as OC and Kirby Smart as DC 😂Guy- just fucking with people
4. Generic New Guy / Stop Posting Rumors Guy - this is Nebraska, act like you’ve been through a coaching search before!
5. Guy Trying to Convince Himself and Everyone Else Monkey Tits Would "Do Really Well Here"- this is Nebraska, he’s acting like he’s been through our coaching searches before
6. Gary Sharp / Josh Peterson / Dean - sustains themselves on North Stadium ejaculate
7. If We Hire Kleiman I'm Done Guy - has probably cried themselves to sleep a few times in 2.5 months
8. Autistic Flight Tracker (personally I love this guy) - pretty typical Husker fan
9. GoDaddy Server Admin Guy- should be fucked by a whale’s cock
10. Turd - TBD

Let me know if there's anyone I missed

 

[Bootleg11]

Conspiracy theory guy that blames boogeymen for Nebraskas demise

 

[Mavsker]

I'd also like to add, with the exception of the one I added about there not being pictures of Rhule guy, I didn't have any single guy in mind for any of these. We've all been "that guy" at times.

 

[Mavsker]

Conspiracy theory guy that blames boogeymen for Nebraskas demise

I'm definitely a "Solich curse" guy

 

[whoboppin]

Doom and Gloom guy that incessantly posts

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Inb4 someone says me

1. Frost Just Needed More Time Guy
2. Mickey Guy (also considered Only Reason Mickey Isn't Getting the Job is Because He's Black Guy)
3. Bill Belichick is Coming as HC with Nick Saban as OC and Kirby Smart as DC 😂Guy
4. Generic New Guy / Stop Posting Rumors Guy
5. Guy Trying to Convince Himself and Everyone Else Monkey Tits Would "Do Really Well Here"
6. Gary Sharp / Josh Peterson / Dean
7. If We Hire Kleiman I'm Done Guy
8. Autistic Flight Tracker (personally I love this guy)
9. GoDaddy Server Admin Guy
10. Turd

Let me know if there's anyone I missed

“Old fucker that has lived thru BOTH the early 70s & the 90s and has lost all hope that there’ll ever be the glory days again” - guy……..😎


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[Poor_and_Stupid]

Doom and Gloom guy that incessantly posts

 

[doublewing]

-Guy that has been high on X coach for years but his team lost last weekend so he now sucks and should retire from coaching and work at Taco Bell guy.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

"it's pretty clear the coaching search has totally gone to shit" without any evidence guy.


Don't get me wrong, we could end up with someone who is ass but fuck if I know what has happened over the last 8 weeks

 

[djw004]

Just…@genetics56

Sooo…”act like I have a direct line into the search” guy

 

[djw004]

I forgot his username but I'd add, "There's no proof Rhule was here because you don't have pictures" guy

@DuckSker ?

 

[Daddy Urban]

Honorable mention: fully husked Urban Meyer guy.

 

[Adolph Coors]

“what about (unmentioned before coach)” guy