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Thursday Slursday

God damn my nut sack feels amazing right now, just blasted them with 850nm of invisible infrared light from my infrared therapy device for 15 minutes.



Downed a casein protein shake before my therapy session. Now just on water before bed.



If we’re talking about my uncle Jim, not yet but close.
I'm piecing together the information you've provided here and I've reached the inescapable conclusion that you shot your balls with a laser
 
Jim, you shoot a laser at your crotch and it makes you more manly. I don't know what else there is to understand. I mean one could ask why you'd do it or if it tingles or if it kills sperm, but I think it's clear enough as is.
Did he measure his testosterone levels and they never changed or just not measure his testosterone levels?
 
Jim, you shoot a laser at your crotch and it makes you more manly. I don't know what else there is to understand. I mean one could ask why you'd do it or if it tingles or if it kills sperm, but I think it's clear enough as is.
Also what do you tell the kids about the giant red pens light?
 
If he felt more manly, it probably worked.

Now that could have been accomplished without the elevated risk of dick cancer, but only God is his judge
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I'm glad the direction this thread went was ball laser. And I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. HuskerBALLZ took us there.
 

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