This could be fun....first thing that comes to mind when you see roster pics

[Boondock_St_Sker]

2021 Football Roster - University of Nebraska (huskers.com)

Jaquez Yant ate all the steaks, after Walker told him it was okay
Q. Newsome and S. Toure have the same barber
Logan > Voldemort
Haarberg IS Adam Devine's offspring
Jimari Butler will kill you in your sleep then find you through a time portal only to kill you again
Matt Masker is just happy to be here
Eteva Mauga-Clemets...see Jimari Butler
Thomas Fidone...Andy Griffith theme song runs through my head
Kolarevic...red on the head like the noodle on a poodle but hits like a Mack Truck!!
Isaiah Harris...how long did he work on that hair? it's fucking perfect!!
Daniel Cerni gives zero fucks and bangs ALL the jersey chasers just by saying Aussie words
Garret Nelson just fucked your sister...then your mom

 

[SoCal_Corn]

Wow...It's like I am lookin' at the Media Guide....thanks BD St Sker!

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Wow...It's like I am lookin' at the Media Guide....thanks BD St Sker!

Sent these to HailVarsity for the yearbook but they never responded...dunno why?

 

[Jim14510]

Eteva Mauga-Clemets.

Looks like he's wearing an old lady Sunday hat.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Frost : rba who can't coach

 

[thE kErnEl]

Dolph Kpai #30 - 3x Heisman Trophy winner

 

[kenyanfeline]

There’s no way Jaquez Yant weighs only 225. Based on his head alone, I think we should switch him to nose guard.

 

[cwessel76]

Will Honas wants to talk to you about your relationship with Jesus.

 

[cwessel76]

Myles Farmer is microcephalic.

 

[cwessel76]

Eteva Mauga-Clements needs to be introduced to the concept of a comb.

 

[cwessel76]

Isiah Harris looks like that dude from the 90s that had that cylinder sticking out of his Afro.

 

[cwessel76]

Chris Walker was actually on the Confederate front line during Pickett’s Charge.

 

[cwessel76]

Colton Feist is from Yutan. Enough said there.

 

[cwessel76]

Casey Rogers loves The Grateful Dead, mescaline, and lived in a van down by the river.

 

[Blackshirts44]

Is it just me or do we have a ton of white dudes on the team? Not saying there’s a problem with that, just an observation

 

[Red Finger]

Damian Jackson's tears cure cancer..... to bad Damian Jackson has never cried.

 

[cwessel76]

Damien Jackson's tears cure cancer..... to bad Damien Jackson has never cries.

If he was a SEAL he made others cry. A lot.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I love how we have 35 ILB's and 4 OLB's 👍

 

[Huskersballz]

Fidone looks like the kid who prestige’s on COD the same night it comes out

 

[Skerz4Life50]

Omar Manning can’t even show up for picture day