The Simulation, The Curse, Etc..

[HughJanus]

It's real. There is no other explanation.


We must do something about it.

 

[...TrueColors...]

The turnovers and derailing of a promising drive because we snapped the ball into a fat running back were unexplainable. So I’m on board here.

 

[Ext. 55]

What you need to ask yourself is what is the last name of our current starting QB?

Answer: SIMS

Classic Video Game: The Sims

Is the simulation real?

Does the simulation understand what 'Trolling' is?

The truth is out there, if you seek to find it...

 

[huskerj12]

Yeah it's just so unbelievably absurd at this point. We're talking about 1000+ players, multiple head coaches, dozens of assistants, different ADs/chancellors/presidents, different conferences, different systems, there absolutely no through-line to this madness other than the fact that all of it originated in Lincoln, Nebraska. Maybe it's a curse, maybe it's a simulation, I have no doubt anymore that something supernatural is happening. Has anyone ever tested the Lincoln water supply for brain poison?

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

TO sold his soul to the devil for those natties. Now we all pay the price.

Maybe once TO dies and the devil gets his due we will be relieved of the curse?

 

[Ext. 55]

TO sold his soul to the devil for those natties. Now we all pay the price.

Maybe once TO dies and the devil gets his due we will be relieved of the curse?

This is the way.

 

[jickey moseph]

It is real. This bastard is still roaming the streets

 

[HughJanus]

It is real. This bastard is still roaming the streets

Probably just the simulation recycling character assets for NPCs.

 

[SoCal_Corn]

It is real. This bastard is still roaming the streets

"and almost crashed his car."



Into SP ?

 

[Jim14510]

TO sold his soul to the devil for those natties. Now we all pay the price.

Maybe once TO dies and the devil gets his due we will be relieved of the curse?

I told @HuskerGarrett to take advantage of the opportunity and take TO out but he wouldn't do it. He was so close all he had to do was "accidentally" knock him over and break his hip.

 

[LoudHogRider]

TO sold his soul to the devil for those natties. Now we all pay the price.

Maybe once TO dies and the devil gets his due we will be relieved of the curse?

We must bury TO - when his time comes - in the Little Red Mascot outfit/costume/whatever the fuck you call that abomination just to be safe.

 

[Herbie]

TO sold his soul to the devil for those natties. Now we all pay the price.

Maybe once TO dies and the devil gets his due we will be relieved of the curse?

Brb

 

[Ext. 55]

Probably just the simulation recycling character assets for NPCs.