Testicle evisceration

[Kaladin]

Some dumbass in Cockeye got his testicle eviscerated

Like how dumb do you have to be to get your testicle eviscerated

 

[Juro]

 

[Tell_Sackett]

Sidney has a great rodeo... And that does not sound pleasant.

 

[jw3]

very few things I would not allow future jw3 Jr to do if his heart is set on it but nothing good comes from riding bulls.

 

[HCFord1]

very few things I would not allow future jw3 Jr to do if his heart is set on it but nothing good comes from riding bulls.

You’re either dead from the bull like the guy in 8 Seconds or you get HIV and die from AIDS like Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club. Bad news either way.

 

[doublewing]

Good for the bull. You mess with the bull you get an eviscerated testicle.

 

[huskermack]

All jokes aside.
That sounds horrible.

 

[God is a Husker]

All jokes aside.
That sounds horrible.

We had a kid in school that got kicked by a donkey and lost 1 ball.

We tried to give him the nickname “Uno” but it only lasted maybe 2 weeks cuz we all felt so bad.



PS: upset of the century, that dude has 3 kids now

 

[HCFord1]

Wait a second, how has nobody tagged @cwessel76 yet? Sorry dude

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Wait a second, how has nobody tagged @cwessel76 yet? Sorry dude

Yeah what kind of idiot loses a testicle?

 

[cwessel76]

Wait a second, how has nobody tagged @cwessel76 yet? Sorry dude

Well to be fair it did try to kill me.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Well to be fair it did try to kill me.

Wait, are you Lance Armstrong?

 

[cwessel76]

Wait, are you Lance Armstrong?

In a certain respect yes.