Post op

[huskermack]

I’m still high on medazolam, but I wanted to say - Go Big Red!

 

[huskermack]

Had cock reduction surgery.
My back couldn’t handle the strain much longer.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Ok.

 

[huskerf an4ever]

You a woman now?

 

[Jim14510]

Can cause paranoid or suicidal ideation and impair memory, judgment, and coordination. Combining with other substances, particularly alcohol, can slow breathing and possibly lead to death

No drinking Mack.

 

[Tyneb23]

Great a pride flag will be next to his husker flag outside. Great look there 👎

 

[BradWesley]

You a woman now?

 

[Jim14510]

The dick reduction joke is not going the way opee intended.

 

[ChocaEgg]

 

[BingoDingo]

Had cock reduction surgery.
My back couldn’t handle the strain much longer.

They already throw away the leftovers or what? Asking for Jim's penis...

 

[Quint]

I’m still high on medazolam, but I wanted to say - Go Big Red!

Versed is the best nap drug ever invented.

As mentioned in this thread, combine it with alcohol or other interesting drugs and the nap may include dirt.

 

[Jim14510]

They already throw away the leftovers or what? Asking for Jim's penis...

I wouldn't know what to do with it.

 

[Quint]

I wouldn't know what to do with it.

I believe there are owners manuals available on line.

 

[huskermack]

I absolutely love coming to and finding this gem of a post.

 

[1HuskerDad]

 

[Flabio]

Glad you’re doing good after your breast augmentation @huskermack !!!

 

[SlumpBuster]

Had cock reduction surgery.
My back couldn’t handle the strain much longer.

Where was your cock at that it hurt your back? Like a 3rd nipple?

 

[BradWesley]

Anyone on here remember this one?…

 

[God is a Husker]

THIS IS A PREOP TS BOARD ONLY

 

[BugeaterInWa]

They already throw away the leftovers or what? Asking for Jim's penis...

Sumbitch, this made my coffee go the wrong way.

I spoke with Jim's bride last night. I think she would be interested in knowing.