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Pissing on the floor

Soda Popinski

Soda Popinski

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I will never claim to be the most hygienic in a group. I’m not typically grossed out by dive bar bathrooms. What I don’t understand is how in the fuck dudes can’t figure out how to not piss all over the floor at work every day.

Can anyone shed some light?

Post script: WE NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM WITH THE MEMORIAL STADIUM TROUGHS!
 
One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen was when a buddy had food poisoning (he’s ok), had to use the shitter at The Rail at about 12am to last call. The entire door was ripped off, and he was sitting there for the entire bar to see.

As for your post, dudes are pigs until they’re the ones that has clean up the piss.
 
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Soda Popinski said:
I will never claim to be the most hygienic in a group. I’m not typically grossed out by dive bar bathrooms. What I don’t understand is how in the fuck dudes can’t figure out how to not piss all over the floor at work every day.

Can anyone shed some light?

Post script: WE NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM WITH THE MEMORIAL STADIUM TROUGHS!
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This is why I pee in the sink.
 
Baron Winnebago said:
I have the opposite problem of this guy. Can't get close enough to the urinal to get my pee in
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Decides Terrence Howard GIF
 
Soda Popinski said:
I will never claim to be the most hygienic in a group. I’m not typically grossed out by dive bar bathrooms. What I don’t understand is how in the fuck dudes can’t figure out how to not piss all over the floor at work every day.

Can anyone shed some light?

Post script: WE NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM WITH THE MEMORIAL STADIUM TROUGHS!
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Meth.
 
Soda Popinski said:
I will never claim to be the most hygienic in a group. I’m not typically grossed out by dive bar bathrooms. What I don’t understand is how in the fuck dudes can’t figure out how to not piss all over the floor at work every day.

Can anyone shed some light?

Post script: WE NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM WITH THE MEMORIAL STADIUM TROUGHS!
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I think a large portion of this is overweight guys who just don’t know exactly where their tool is pointed when they cut loose.

It’s a little like shooting sports. If you don’t have a good site picture, you’re not going to hit your target. Tough to have a good site picture when you can’t see your pecker. At all.

I frequently wonder how they don’t have more urine on their shoes than makes it to the bathroom floor.
 
Soda Popinski said:
I will never claim to be the most hygienic in a group. I’m not typically grossed out by dive bar bathrooms. What I don’t understand is how in the fuck dudes can’t figure out how to not piss all over the floor at work every day.

Can anyone shed some light?

Post script: WE NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM WITH THE MEMORIAL STADIUM TROUGHS!
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Dude you’re so right. I travel every (currently stuck in dfw) week and no matter the area - there’s always copious amounts of urine on the floor around urinals…. Like why is this so difficult - pull out your pecker and let it flow
 
Me and some pals went to see hard rock music in Lawrence one night. We had much stuff in our systems. One pal had to pee. He came out later with a bloody chin and saturated clothes. He was loaded and when he was walking towards the pisser he slipped on piss soaked floors, smashed his chin on the sink, hit the floor and blacked out. Covered in piss and blood, he continued to rawk and drink alcohol. Mmmmmm, good ol' days.
 
BradWesley said:
One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen was when a buddy had food poisoning (he’s ok), had to use the shitter at The Rail at about 12am to last call. The entire door was ripped off, and he was sitting there for the entire bar to see.

As for your post, dudes are pigs until they’re the ones that has clean up the piss.
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No problem taking a 1 in there, but I figured at some point someone was needing to shit and had no clue what would transpire.

My buddy would sit down to pee just to make things awkward for the people waiting in line.
 
My first non-military position was in clinic where it was 5 women and two men, including me. Separate men’s and women’s staff restrooms. I was the youngest so was on bathroom cleaning duty.

Anyways, I’d go in there to clean and there would be piss literally everywhere. Standing piss for a 5-foot radius around the urinal. Shit stains on the toilet. Soggy and shit-saturated toilet paper that missed the bowl.

I’m a neat and orderly shitter and pisser, so I knew it wasn’t me, and there was only one other guy that used the restroom, and he happened to be my boss, and the head man of the whole clinic.

Never had the balls to confront him about it because he was my superior and it felt like my future career depended on his recommendation. So I just cleaned up his shit and piss twice a week for the rest of the year and didn’t renew my contract, and he gave me a glowing recommendation for a big promotion.

Does that make me a cuck? Maybe.

Did I make 6-figures and then some for the first time in my career the following year due to his recommendation? Yes.

And when I interview men to work in my clinic, do I offer them copious amounts of water, direct the towards the restroom at the end of the interview, and go back in and check for piss splatter after they leave? Absolutely.
 
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