OT- Your best Shark Tank Idea

[Pro_V_DMB]

If you were to go on Shark Tank with a product/ service/entertainment what would it be?

I’d either get laughed off the stage, or get a standing ovation. It would involve assembling a small production team to film and commentate amateur golfers rounds.

This would involve 2 cameramen, shot tracer, cart cams, mic’d up golfers, and an edited production with a leaderboard and updates on team games/ side games.

Almost like a cheap TV production for you and your buddies golf round that you can watch once production is complete. Wouldn’t be cheap, but split 4 ways it would be decently affordable.

Yes, I was stoned when I thought this one thru. Is Cuban telling me to get the fuck out of his sight? Or are Lori Griener and I going to become business partners and potentially lovers. Lmk your thoughts and what idea you’d pitch to the Sharks

 

[iruletheskool]

Nice try, bub

 

[Tyneb23]

How to quit on your team for 100k how to book.

 

[Scott Hall]

Glass whiskey glencairn that will fit in a standard cup holder. Want to drink and drive but want to be safe and not spill my drink.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

It’s not even October and the offseason discussions are in full swing. Nebraska football at its finest.

 

[Pro_V_DMB]

It’s not even October and the offseason discussions are in full swing. Nebraska football at its finest.

User name checks out. You wouldn’t last a minute in the tank!

 

[BingoDingo]

An invention that automatically tracks and targets all the current and former executives of CenturyLink, grabbing them and then quickly boosting them into outer space.

 

[wildcat_husker]

An app. A peer-to-peer lending and investment platform that connects borrowers with lenders. Users create profiles, with borrowers submitting loan requests and a pool lenders investing in suitable ones. An algorithm would assess borrower reliability based on various factors (similar to a credit score but not a credit score). Lenders earn interest on their investments, while borrowers repay loans with interest. Skips the banks. Lenders can offer lower rates and compete with each other.

I do not know if that’s legal.

 

[Huskersballz]

An alt Husker football message board for the cool kids who got sick of the gas lighting from Dean and crew… oh and you’re allowed to post tits

 

[Herbie]

Why the fuck would I tell you

 

[HughJanus]

An app. A peer-to-peer lending and investment platform that connects borrowers with lenders. Users create profiles, with borrowers submitting loan requests and a pool lenders investing in suitable ones. An algorithm would assess borrower reliability based on various factors (similar to a credit score but not a credit score). Lenders earn interest on their investments, while borrowers repay loans with interest. Skips the banks. Lenders can offer lower rates and compete with each other.

I do not know if that’s legal.

There are some cryptocurrency projects that do something very similar to this.

 

[HughJanus]

Some type of device that you keep on your property that creates UNLIMITED fresh eggs. Just imagine, a free omelette every morning.

 

[God is a Husker]

Legalize and sell without prescription all Adderral type drugs.

- solve obesity issue in America

- greatly reduce amount of people buying/using Meth and coke

- increase work production across entire country

- non-illegal immigrant population explosion due to everybody fucking

- MAKE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL FUN AGAIN

- tax revenue on sales can be earmarked for whatever "cause" needed to get the general public idiots to be happy because they think the money will actually go there

 

[Pro_V_DMB]

Why the fuck would I tell you