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OT: Retarded Babies

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It's so short term in the whole scheme of things. I think the biggest hurdle to get over with babies was all the shit you have to carry around if you want to go somewhere. The day you can walk out of the house to go out to eat with the family not carrying anything, get in the car without having to strap/buckle kids in, not have to worry about a child acting like a total asshole at the restaurant is a good day.

Except then the meals cost a lot more.
 
Does the OP have a child with mental disabilities? I am not sure I understand what he is alluding to.
 
It's so short term in the whole scheme of things. I think the biggest hurdle to get over with babies was all the shit you have to carry around if you want to go somewhere. The day you can walk out of the house to go out to eat with the family not carrying anything, get in the car without having to strap/buckle kids in, not have to worry about a child acting like a total asshole at the restaurant is a good day.

Except then the meals cost a lot more.
Yes, the greatest day in the world is when you can ditch that fucking stroller and/or car seat carrier.
 
How do babies not know how to sleep at night? The one thing that literally takes no effort whatsoever, and they still eff it up for months on end.

Unimpressive.

No reason at all I'm posting this thought after 1 am.
I had to get a white noise machine and black out the windows like a meth house for my youngest. She was such a bad sleeper, my wife said we can’t have anymore children….hence her nickname is ‘the closer’.
 
Try to some benedryl and wash it down with a little vodka on them next time .. works like a charm
Can remember back in the day parents giving their kids Dramamine for Road Trips. Half a pill in their milk bottle and they "slept like a baby". Wonder if our mom dosed us. Would explain a lot.
 
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