OT: Retarded Babies

[2010sarenevercomingback]

How do babies not know how to sleep at night? The one thing that literally takes no effort whatsoever, and they still eff it up for months on end.

Unimpressive.

No reason at all I'm posting this thought after 1 am.

 

[Tyneb23]

 

[11husker23]

 

[RedSavage]

I thought the thread title said Retarded Barbies

 

[Jim14510]

I took the title too literally.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Kids are so fucking bad at sleeping. Stayed up too late the night before, I can fix that by waking up way too early the next 8 days.

Thanks idiots

 

[Husker_in_OK]

Try to some benedryl and wash it down with a little vodka on them next time .. works like a charm

 

[Ext. 55]

Try to some benedryl and wash it down with a little vodka on them next time .. works like a charm

Can verify this approach works with bourbon as well.

 

[Jim14510]

It's so short term in the whole scheme of things. I think the biggest hurdle to get over with babies was all the shit you have to carry around if you want to go somewhere. The day you can walk out of the house to go out to eat with the family not carrying anything, get in the car without having to strap/buckle kids in, not have to worry about a child acting like a total asshole at the restaurant is a good day.

Except then the meals cost a lot more.

 

[BingoDingo]

I took the title too literally.

I came in thinking the worst, but completely agree with the OP that babies...and actually all children, are very stupid.

 

[DrinkItIn]

Does the OP have a child with mental disabilities? I am not sure I understand what he is alluding to.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Does the OP have a child with mental disabilities? I am not sure I understand what he is alluding to.

 

[betsch]

It's so short term in the whole scheme of things. I think the biggest hurdle to get over with babies was all the shit you have to carry around if you want to go somewhere. The day you can walk out of the house to go out to eat with the family not carrying anything, get in the car without having to strap/buckle kids in, not have to worry about a child acting like a total asshole at the restaurant is a good day.

Except then the meals cost a lot more.

Yes, the greatest day in the world is when you can ditch that fucking stroller and/or car seat carrier.

 

[Cash68847]

Yes, the greatest day in the world is when you can ditch that fucking stroller and/or car seat carrier.

The best day is getting them out of diapers.

 

[ChocaEgg]

I thought this was gonna be anoooother thread about our OL

 

[BigRed97]

How do babies not know how to sleep at night? The one thing that literally takes no effort whatsoever, and they still eff it up for months on end.

Unimpressive.

No reason at all I'm posting this thought after 1 am.

I had to get a white noise machine and black out the windows like a meth house for my youngest. She was such a bad sleeper, my wife said we can’t have anymore children….hence her nickname is ‘the closer’.

 

[Saudi_aurora]

For a month after my son was born everyday at Sampson construction operating heavy machinery and hearing him cry. Fucked with me hard. Sleep deprivation, it’s a true bitch.

 

[MtnHusker]

Try to some benedryl and wash it down with a little vodka on them next time .. works like a charm

Can remember back in the day parents giving their kids Dramamine for Road Trips. Half a pill in their milk bottle and they "slept like a baby". Wonder if our mom dosed us. Would explain a lot.