OT: Heated toilet seats and bidet.....

[Dble E]

Anyone ever install them and are they worth it?

Hope to get some smart ass answers and some useful ones...seriously.

 

[turek420845]

I don't have one, but when our bathroom is finished in the basement the old lady approved me to get one. The heated toilet seats are pretty nice and they aren't that much more expensive. I'll let you you next year when we hopefully get the basement finished. We probably only work on it once a month or so.

 

[nscottie]

Anyone ever install them and are they worth it?

Hope to get some smart ass answers and some useful ones...seriously.

We stayed at a Vrbo that had one. My wife loved it and wants one at home I got a quote from our plumber. They aren’t cheap, so I’m in no hurry to go forward.

 

[Dble E]

I don't have one, but when our bathroom is finished in the basement the old lady approved me to get one. The heated toilet seats are pretty nice and they aren't that much more expensive. I'll let you you next year when we hopefully get the basement finished. We probably only work on it once a month or so.

I was in Europe...humble brag - Ha. But the Marriott had a built in heated Bidet....Yaw...let's just say it was nice.

 

[turek420845]

We looked at some when we were having our house built.

 

[nscottie]

I was in Europe...humble brag - Ha. But the Marriott had a built in heated Bidet....Yaw...let's just say it was nice.

Those are nice. The one we had at the Vrbo was installed on existing toilet.

There are a lot of different models out there to add to existing toilet. If going that route, OP do your research. The more expensive models are much better

 

[greybeardedchild]

The one I sat on in Japan was pretty cool, think I'd get a little simpler option for my home. This one had a button to push for a pre-recorded toilet flush noise, I assume to cover up your fart sounds if desired.
Makes a lot of sense to wash your butt with water instead of smearing the shit around with paper, if you think about it.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

The bidet part you can get an add on thing for like $30-40, easy to install. We got one and my wife loves it. I use it once in a while, especially when it's one of those poops that'd be 47 wipes.

We don't have anything heated, but just the basic part is good enough for us.

 

[Juro]

Bidets are easy to install. Great having water shot up your butthole to clean it out. Don’t even care how gay that sounds.

 

[JuanMT]

Anyone ever install them and are they worth it?

Hope to get some smart ass answers and some useful ones...seriously.

I had a heated bidet installed in our remodel that is just finishing up. It's not fully hooked up so i can't comment on experience yet. I'll report back in a month once moved back in.

 

[wildcat_husker]

We have a bidet and it’s awesome. We’ll never go back. We now believe that if you don’t have one, you’re a caveman.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

SHEESHHH next we’ll have a thread about top picks of dildos FFAARRRTTT

 

[Dble E]

SHEESHHH next we’ll have a thread about top picks of dildos FFAARRRTTT

Cuming rite up

 

[Papa...Football]

We have two Toto Washlets, one in the master and one in a powder bath for guests.

Once you go bidet, you’ll never go back.

Heated seat, lid raises upon entry and auto closes so no fights with wife about leaving seat up. Night light. Pressure and location adjustable. Setting for a ladies front side (good for after sex or monthly visits)

Easy install but need a nearby outlet for these.

Expensive? Yes. Worth it? Absofreakinlutely!

 

[Baron Winnebago]

We have two Toto Washlets, one in the master and one in a powder bath for guests.

Once you go bidet, you’ll never go back.

Heated seat, lid raises upon entry and auto closes so no fights with wife about leaving seat up. Night light. Pressure and location adjustable. Setting for a ladies front side (good for after sex or monthly visits)

Easy install but need a nearby outlet for these.

Expensive? Yes. Worth it? Absofreakinlutely!

Pretty sure that's not the saying

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

I hate warm toilet seats, I want that thing cool to the touch so I know I’m not sitting on it directly after some one just bin ladened the bathroom

 

[nscottie]

We have two Toto Washlets, one in the master and one in a powder bath for guests.

Once you go bidet, you’ll never go back.

Heated seat, lid raises upon entry and auto closes so no fights with wife about leaving seat up. Night light. Pressure and location adjustable. Setting for a ladies front side (good for after sex or monthly visits)

Easy install but need a nearby outlet for these.

Expensive? Yes. Worth it? Absofreakinlutely!

That is the one I’ve used. It’s great

 

[Papa...Football]

I hate warm toilet seats, I want that thing cool to the touch so I know I’m not sitting on it directly after some one just bin ladened the bathroom

In public, sure. In your own home…nah

 

[betsch]

Yeah, I'm in the non-warm toilet seat crowd. It feels like someone's ass was just sitting there for an hour.

 

[Black Dean]

I want an ice cold seat