“Here is your NIL deal.” — UNL
“This is a Runza gift card and a 25% off coupon on 9 holes at Pioneer’s Park.” — Athlete
“Yes buuuut… look at this cool $1,000,000,000 locker room and indoor waterfall and other worthless shit like soccer and tennis facilities and more free weights than we have students!” — UNL
“Fuck…how much is on the gift card?” - athlete