On3 Buys Rivals

[iruletheskool]

@Zack Carpenter I can’t see your board anymore since apparently Sean banned me from on3.

No way to treat the Roz memorial poster of the year iyam

 

[nja13]

JFC, Dean. 🤦‍♂️ Looking past the fact that his thread title said he has a "descent clue" about what time the UCLA-Nebraska game time will be.

Read the tweet. Then read what Dean got out of the tweet.

 

[Scott Hall]

I have access to post on dean’s site, at least temporarily. What are the chances I catch a site wide ban for starting a troll thread about Dean?

 

[SOHusker11]

I have access to post on dean’s site, at least temporarily. What are the chances I catch a site wide ban for starting a troll thread about Dean?

 

[Carm]

 

[BIGSTICK67]

FYI if you're banned.

Also a link to the new Inside Nebraska board right here. https://www.on3.com/boards/forums/insiders-board.557/

 

[Scarlet ObsessioN]

One good development is that my rivals mainboard ban through 2033 is now null and void!

Fucking spoiler alerted Game of Thrones finale with "here comes the mad queen." 15 year ban lol.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Steve replied to my request of dark screen on Inside Nebraska in case anyone is interested.

 

[BorWhiskey]

@Zack Carpenter I can’t see your board anymore since apparently Sean banned me from on3.

You have to sign your loyalty letter. Here are the revised terms and conditions…


Husker Online Terms & Conditions of Loyalty & Participation

Version 2025.7.1

Issued under the authority of Sean Callahan, Supreme Moderator of the On3 Corn Republic

Article I — Preamble of Allegiance

By subscribing to Husker Online, you voluntarily and irrevocably swear unwavering loyalty to Sean Callahan, First of His Name, Keeper of Portal Rumors, Breaker of Coaching Staff News, and Official Spokesman of the On3 Oracle.

You acknowledge that Husker Online is not just a message board — it is a way of life, a sacred digital institution upholding the values of grit, grind, and going 8–4.

Article II — Statement of Ideological Alignment

All applicants (i.e. subscribers) must submit a 500-character minimum essay outlining how they will:

• Faithfully uphold the content priorities of Sean Callahan and the On3 Network,
• Defend the sacredness of “Tunnel Talk” from haters and beat writers from lesser outlets,
• Promote pro-On3 narratives during disputes with 247 turncoats or Rivals apostates,
• Accept all Transfer Portal news as gospel, even if it’s later walked back.

Note: Submissions referencing “objectivity,” “balanced coverage,” or “free speech” will be flagged and forwarded to the Moderation Tribunal.

Article III — Code of Conduct & Submission

Subscribers agree to:

1. Praise Moderators Frequently – All references to Sean Callahan must be preceded by the phrase “Respected Insider and Prophet”.
2. Echo On3 Talking Points – Subscribers shall repost On3 speculation within 4 minutes of publication or risk a 72-hour read-only penalty.
3. Swear Fealty During Postgame Threads – Particularly after inexplicable losses to Illinois.
4. Renounce Non-On3 Sites – References to other message boards shall result in automatic thread deletion and a public trial by emoji reaction.

Article IV — Loyalty Enforcement Mechanisms

Failure to exhibit appropriate allegiance may result in:

• Demotion to “Casual Fan” status
• Revocation of GIF privileges
• Public shaming via Callahan Quote of the Day feature
• Mandatory attendance at 6 AM Loyalty Zooms with Steve Sipple

Repeat infractions will be forwarded to The Council of Interns, where you may appeal to earn back privileges by transcribing Sean’s most recent podcast appearance word-for-word.


Article V — Voluntary Oath


Before account activation, all subscribers must recite the following aloud:


“I pledge to support the mission of Sean Callahan, to refresh the On3 homepage 14 times a day, and to never question a Crystal Ball pick. So help me Rhule.”

 

[BugeaterInWa]

I celebrated this merger by renewing my sub here.

Dean is a phaggit!

 

[slattimer]

So...how can I make sure my money doesn't go to Deab? The only thing I really care about is access to huskerlandpreps and/or Inside Nebraska. I give zero shits about Deabs site.

 

[HCFord1]

So...how can I make sure my money doesn't go to Deab? The only thing I really care about is access to huskerlandpreps and/or Inside Nebraska. I give zero shits about Deabs site.

Assuming you’re already an Inside Nebraska subscriber, you don’t have to do anything different.

 

[biscuitbagger3]

JFC, Dean. 🤦‍♂️ Looking past the fact that his thread title said he has a "descent clue" about what time the UCLA-Nebraska game time will be.

Read the tweet. Then read what Dean got out of the tweet.

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Lol oh Dean.