Just dinged the wife at Circa then won $440 playing blackjack while she showered.
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NSFW Official ding check in
- Thread starter Throwin bones50
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Hell yeah
Ding
Calling my shot tonight
I’m also calling my shot tonight…. Been trying to ding the last two nights plus this afternoon but my 1 year old has been cock blocking me.
Ding bitches
Is dinging different at elevation out there on the high plains? I picture the women shooting off into space like balloons when it’s jam & jelly time.
Contrary to popular belief, the attitude helps you last longer....
Got another ding last night!
Gonna be a bit as we deal with ovarian cancer.
Nurse after most recent procedure, “Nothing goes in your vagina for two weeks.” (Looks at me).
Sorry to bring the room down!
Nurse after most recent procedure, “Nothing goes in your vagina for two weeks.” (Looks at me).
Sorry to bring the room down!
Praying for you guys!
You should have immediately pulled out your phone and made an entry on the calendar 2 weeks out.
This was over 20 years ago but my girlfriend at the time had something down and was told no sex for a week or so. We only made it 3/4 of the recommended time and it was a bloody mess. Take that nurse’s advice.
Someone should check Trey Frahm in on here, since there’s proof now he dinged Jordy 🤣🤣🤣
Just saw the forecast for the next two nights: calling my shot now.
