Night before Haikus

[Huskersballz]

Oh Ireland come
Scrote will mushroom stamp the land
Kool Aid drunk I am

 

[Jay Bilzerian]

Dean wearing a frock
Made love to an Irish cock
Field goal, was blocked

 

[YankeesJunkie]

On Field, Frost stands tall
Beneath Dean kneels in waiting
The forehead glistens

 

[Jim14510]

No kool-aid for me
I'm going to drink vodka
Sloppy drunk don't care

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[Jim14510]

That's not a haiku
And it's not even realistic
You suck balls at this

 

[LoudHogRider]

Water boy is drunk
An Irish ginger beckons
Pop goes the weasel

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Scrote is a coach
Allegedly of football
Fit charlie weis

 

[Jim14510]

Scrote is a coach
Allegedly of football
Fit charlie weis

Struggled on that last line?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Struggled on that last line?

No.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Dick got Big
In the land of green
Go big frost

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Small penis
My name isn’t Pat
Yes it is

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Long third down
Pass the ball hell no
Run damn ball

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Go big red
Penetration yes
We will win

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Bend over Pat
You will like this ball
Busch light ahhh

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Purple sucks
Wear a real color Pat
Three incher

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Big red fan
Love those pecs and glutes
Napkin please

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Dublin skanks
Wear a rubber please
Dean will not

 

[HuskerGarrett]

You are a poet Doc

 

[huskermack]

You are a poet Doc

This performance has me further questioning his purported age and occupational background.