July 5th pooping thread

[God is a Husker]

10 Miller Lites
1 Bud Light Lime
2 glasses Wild Turkey & Cherry Coke

homegrown scotch bonnet pepper Salsa
1/2 a bag of Tostitos scoops

5 Chicago dogs
3 Coney dogs

4 Marlboro Golds after wife and kid went to sleep

 

[...TrueColors...]

That’s an impressive evening

 

[HCFord1]

20 oz NY strip
6 deviled eggs
8 Trulys
And a head cold

I’m pooping right at this very moment for the second time today.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

One cheeseburger from the Dam Bar on the shores of the Missouri River.
One sunny breeze rum drink
5 -15 Coors Light TB's 😉
1 marguerita
3 slices of take and bake Valentino's special - after hours

No poop thus far, but haven't exercised yet or had my caffeine. God forbid.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Oh I was pissing out of my ass hole

 

[HCFord1]

One cheeseburger from the Dam Bar on the shores of the Missouri River.
One sunny breeze rum drink
5 -15 Coors Light TB's 😉
1 marguerita
3 slices of take and bake Valentino's special - after hours

No poop thus far, but haven't exercised yet or had my caffeine. God forbid.

I just bought an americano and I think I might shit my pants before I can make it back home

 

[DrinkItIn]

18 - Busch Lights
2 - Italian Sausages covered in cheeze whiz (I don't know why I did that but it was so good)
1 - hot dog plain
2 - brownies with m&ms
1 - a piece of 7 layer salad

 

[Pipe Line]

Got a warm one brewing in me right now. Will be the second one today. Slammed for work this morning so just blowing horrid farts all over my dog who is sleeping at my feet. Sorry bud

 

[iruletheskool]

2nd time around felt a little better.

 

[Toe]

I made those chicken lollipops a liiiitle too spicy...

 

[God is a Husker]

pooping again boyz

 

[Adolph Coors]

Saturday i cracked a beer at 8:00 am. was through 8 coors lights by 10 am. never stopped drinking until 3 am. then played softball yesterday and held off until about 2 pm then quit at 11 pm.

i absolutely want a beer right now

 

[BBTown Bomber]

10 Miller Lites
1 Bud Light Lime
2 glasses Wild Turkey & Cherry Coke

homegrown scotch bonnet pepper Salsa
1/2 a bag of Tostitos scoops

5 Chicago dogs
3 Coney dogs

4 Marlboro Golds after wife and kid went to sleep

I'm actually a little surprised yore still alive.........😳


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[bbenson67]

10 Miller Lites
1 Bud Light Lime
2 glasses Wild Turkey & Cherry Coke

homegrown scotch bonnet pepper Salsa
1/2 a bag of Tostitos scoops

5 Chicago dogs
3 Coney dogs

4 Marlboro Golds after wife and kid went to sleep

Hot dogs are like pancakes for me. I have a built in natural limit of 3 of each and once I hit it I couldn't take one more bite. It's like the food has stacked up literal lee to my throat. Oh, I'm on the road, if you call Swimtown the road, eating like shit and wishing I could poop. Got to go to Walmart and buy some of those cute little pre-cut fruit packages of apples and oranges so my colon wakes up.

 

[God is a Husker]

Walmart and buy some of those cute little pre-cut fruit packages of apples and oranges

I buy the pre-cut fruit (especially grape fruit and kiwi cuz such a pain in the ass) for my son all the time.

daddy day-care doesn’t got time for cutting fruit like a field hand

 

[God is a Husker]

Saturday i cracked a beer at 8:00 am. was through 8 coors lights by 10 am. never stopped drinking until 3 am. then played softball yesterday and held off until about 2 pm then quit at 11 pm.

i absolutely want a beer right now

I got 20 Miller Lites left, let’s get wild

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Saturday i cracked a beer at 8:00 am. was through 8 coors lights by 10 am. never stopped drinking until 3 am. then played softball yesterday and held off until about 2 pm then quit at 11 pm.

i absolutely want a beer right now

this sounds painful

 

[cwessel76]

Today is my hell day. I think it’s mostly from the fact that I ate red meat for the first time in probably six months.

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Today is my hell day. I think it’s mostly from the fact that I ate red meat for the first time in probably six months.

SMGDH

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Today is my hell day. I think it’s mostly from the fact that I ate red meat for the first time in probably six months.

Why the “no red meat” deal for 6 months??

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