Is Matt Rhule fat, big boned, or festively plump?

[Kaladin]

I’ve long believed that MKR is big boned, but not fat. However, I’ve recently considered the notion that he is festively plump.

What do you guys think?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Finally we are getting to the important questions

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Nebraska skinny

 

[ThatJuanDude]

Dad Bod Status

 

[Herbie]

Some would argue that’s the male body in peak physical condition

 

[MtnHusker]

Thats not a Dad Bod. that's a Father Figure

 

[stonesak]

About .75 Heupels

 

[Cash68847]

About .75 Heupels

.5 Beilemas

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

.5 Beilemas

.25 manginos

 

[LoudHogRider]

You left 'husky' off of the poll, and I for one believe it applies perfectly to our new hut hut corch. He's simply a husky lad.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

.25 manginos

 

[Huskerforlife]

Big-boned. A little slobby. But he's 25% the size of Mangino and Charlie Weis. And one-third the size of Beilema.

 

[HughJanus]

Coach Moobs

 

[ChocaEgg]

 

[hothouse_corn]

@Jim14510 is an expert on anti-fat shaming, so I'll defer to him.

Please continue to refer to Jim as Fit Jim. It really helps with my relationship with Fit Jim.

 

[Jim14510]

@Jim14510 is an expert on anti-fat shaming, so I'll defer to him.

Please continue to refer to Jim as Fit Jim. It really helps with my relationship with Fit Jim.

Just because I'm fat doesn't mean I'm anti fat shaming. It actually makes it easier to fat shame people because they know I'm joking.

 

[jw3]

I’ve long believed that MKR is big boned, but not fat. However, I’ve recently considered the notion that he is festively plump.

What do you guys think?

he's fat, i wish he would reach Juicy Bort levels but maybe over time.

 

[hothouse_corn]

Mathew Kenneth Rhule is none of the options your poll offers.

Rather, he is just as perfect of a specimen as Scrote Frotch was in whatever year it was when we all wet our pants about a new savior.

PS: Rhule should probably try to work out more or modify his diet, if only slightly.

 

[Kaladin]

I originally voted big boned but I decided to change my vote to festively plump because it’s Thanksgiving

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

Depends how many wins he’s at