Is anyone going to watch Cocaine Bear?
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Is anyone going to watch Cocaine Bear?
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Is it common for bears to use cocaine?
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Black bears do more cocaine, polar bears do more meth.
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Grizzly bears just chew tobacco
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But their teeth fall out, so it kinda evens out.
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Just when I thought streaming couldn’t get any more ridiculous…
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What’s not to like about a bear on a cocaine fueled rampage? I’ll definitely watch it. At least the bear can hold his drugs and doesn’t end up in the ER because he’s “too high.”
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Only in Vegas
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absolutely
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And pandas are well known for their opiates.
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25mg edibles were created for that movie
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I work for a movie exhibitor (in CORPORATE, mind you), so I get free movies. So the answer to you question is yes absolutely.
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When its available to stream I'll definitely watch it. As someone who enjoys watching B-horror movies and cheers for the killer because the people are stupid this movie is for me. Guaranteed by the 15 minute mark I'm cheering for the bear.
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Anybody else love cocaine?
Edit: this is satire if my wife or law enforcement reads this post.
Edit: this is satire if my wife or law enforcement reads this post.
