Is anyone going to watch Cocaine Bear?

[Kaladin]

It’s about a bear that uses a bunch of cocaine

 

[Juro]

Eventually. Not one I would drop money to go to a theater and be around other shitheads for.

 

[Tyneb23]

Based on a true story also

 

[Kaladin]

Based on a true story also

Is it common for bears to use cocaine?

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Is it common for bears to use cocaine?

Black bears do more cocaine, polar bears do more meth.

 

[Kaladin]

Black bears do more cocaine, polar bears do more meth.

polar bears are scary

polar bear on meth must be terrifying

 

[Dell Husker]

Black bears do more cocaine, polar bears do more meth.

Grizzly bears just chew tobacco

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

polar bears are scary

polar bear on meth must be terrifying

But their teeth fall out, so it kinda evens out.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Grizzly bears just chew tobacco

 

[Jim14510]

I'd like to say no but I'm sure I'll be bored enough at some point in the future.

 

[Ext. 55]

Just when I thought streaming couldn’t get any more ridiculous…

 

[11husker23]

What’s not to like about a bear on a cocaine fueled rampage? I’ll definitely watch it. At least the bear can hold his drugs and doesn’t end up in the ER because he’s “too high.”

 

[Jay Bilzerian]

Is it common for bears to use cocaine?

Only in Vegas

 

[Adolph Coors]

absolutely

 

[Kaladin]

Only in Vegas

But not in Colorado?

 

[Goskers07]

Grizzly bears just chew tobacco

And pandas are well known for their opiates.

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

25mg edibles were created for that movie

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

I work for a movie exhibitor (in CORPORATE, mind you), so I get free movies. So the answer to you question is yes absolutely.

 

[Huskers633]

When its available to stream I'll definitely watch it. As someone who enjoys watching B-horror movies and cheers for the killer because the people are stupid this movie is for me. Guaranteed by the 15 minute mark I'm cheering for the bear.

 

[God is a Husker]

Anybody else love cocaine?


Edit: this is satire if my wife or law enforcement reads this post.