One of our insider’s sent this over to me. Felt it was shareable.
The Huskers innate ability to find every possible way under the sun to beat themselves is mind-boggling! This is my recap of head-scratching highlights!
1. Muff the opening kick and start the game at the 9.
2. Dowdell had horrible hand placement, and fumbles the first play from scrimmage!
3. 2nd and 12 and if Benhart can overpower his 235# linebacker, and Bork can do ANYTHING except whif, EJ might go the distance on a nice screen! The rest of the offense just stood around and watched like peewee football players do. It drives me insane when offensive lineman run over to pick up ball carriers! They should be far away from the ball shoving some fucker's face in the dirt! I digress.
4. After a nifty gain by EJ, HE LEAVES THE GAME. Insert Dowdell who proceeds to barely chip the blitzing backer, which sends Dylan scrambling into a sack-loss of 7 yards back to the 5. That Tyleke Williams dude stood Gunnar straight up like a Macy's mannequin, and just stopped and waited for Dylan to run right into him! If Dylan gets around him, he has real estate to run, cuz our receiver was actually blocking his guy! 4th Down!
5. Shank punt of coarse! Not much else can go wrong on the opening series!
GREAT 4 AND OUT STAND BY THE BLACKSHIRTS ON BUCKS FIRST SERIES!
6. 1st and 10 and it's a screen to Dowdell who lets it bounce off hit palms and chest. Wouldn't have mattered because Benhart barely high-fived his guy who would have hit Dowdell for a loss of yards anyway. Next play Dowdell jump cuts right into the pile for a loss.
ANOTHER GREAT SERIES BY. THE BLACKSHIRTS DESPITE BUTLER ALMOST GETTING CHOKED OUT ON A MISSED HOLDING CALL!
7. On the Bucks first punt we fair catch because our outside blockers seem to be playing fucking flag football!
8. 1st and 10. Insert EJ. and straight ahead run makes the linebacker miss, plus 5. Next play EJ gets 3 more. Next play Dylan scrambles into the wide open middle for the first. 1st and 10 - screen to the perimeter for a loss! (note the variables here - EJ + middle power + positive yardage)
9. The scramble play that Dylan's knee touched just short of the first down could have been different if Dowdell wouldn't have just "looked" at the guy that forced Dylan to dive.
GOOD PUNT AND COVERAGE FOR ONCE! 1st and 10 for the Bucks on the 9 and we get good penetration, push Henderson backwards, but the pulling TE Gee, sticks with his block and performs a perfect block on Butler! Henderson escapes for a nice first down run.
10. Terrible technique #7 as he turns his body opposite the receiver's cut - 40 yard score!
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HUSKERS GET LUCKY SCOTT RECOVERS BARNEY'S FUMBLE!
11. Dylan runs his ass off for a big gain! (he had to run because Dowdell's weak ass block on the blitz man) If you want to see how shitty Banks is at blocking, then watch that play! Dylan has one man to beat, and if Banks could have just gotten in his guy's way a little bit, Dylan scores! Banks looked ridiculous on that play! Then he fucking runs out of bounds to help Dylan up! (note my comment earlier about that shit!) (fucking block man!)
12. 1st and 10 at the 15. I don't know the designated hole Dowdell is supposed to take, but Banks motions left, stops behind the tackle, reverses field and blocks his guy right into Dowdell, who takes it outside. (That fucking kid made a couple good outside runs the first game of the year, and hasn't done shit outside since! He needs to stop it! He needs to sit actually!) If he goes off tackle hard and fast he may score! So sick of these slow developing run plays against all-conference D-lineman! Fuckin Satt! Loss of 3!
13. 2nd and 13 - Barney motions to the right, Banks is "social distancing blocking" the only guy out there, and Barney catches it for another loss!
14. 3rd and 14 - Ball on the right hash, and Satt dials up a brilliant screen to the short side of the field for another fucking loss! Yes, the same side of the field you just got your ass ate on the last two plays! The tackler was the fuckin nose man who ran in front of 3 lineman who never touched him!
HUSKERS KICK A 39 YARD FIELD GOAL. OSU ACTUALLY DIDN'T EVEN GO FOR THE BLOCK. NO RUSH. MUST HAVE BEEN PLAYING THE FAKE. FUNNY!
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15. Gifford is playing middle field, watching Howard play action 5 steps back, #4 runs right past him, and he looks like he's running with 5 buckle boots, through a shit covered feed lot trying to catch up! Touchdown Fuckeyes!
16. Ty Robinson is literally the only guy that looks like he's trying to block the god damn extra point! Fucking Foley!
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15. 1st and 10 at the 25. EJ enters - gains 2 (middle) - gains 5 (middle, same play switch sides) - 3rd and 3 - false start! Dylan is pissed! I swear to God it looks like he's looking at the sidelines and saying "why did you call that!"
16. 3rd and 8 - With 8 Bucks in the box, Satt dials up a quick bubble screen heading right into the fucking middle of that shitstorm for a loss!
17. 4th down - No punt rush and Boomshini gets about a 30 yard punt. Fuck
18. Bucks 1st and 10 - 88 TE Gee has time to fall down get up and catch a pass from Howard. Sherman was lost, out of position. Gain 8
19. Quick pitch 1st down
20. 1st and 10 - RPO - gain of 16!
21. OSO power for a few than goes back to the pass, Howard fumbles, they recover. They try to pass again, and Sherman sacks him. Why they went to the pass I'll never know! Maybe Satt was calling plays for them too!
22. OSU forced to go for 3 - shank!
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23. 1st and 10 - Dean's favorite play! The DPI play! (While they are announcing the call the voice of the game is gobbling Eddie George's cum up in the booth!)
24. 1st and 10 - Insert Emmit Johnson - He runs left through a huge hole made by Bazooka Dick for 14 yards!
25. 1st and 10 - quick slant to Lloyd - easy peazy for 8.
26. 2nd and 2 - EJ gets 3 at least, but horrible fucking spot!
27. 3rd and 1 - Dowdell gets the 1st (surprised he didn't fumble, or try to take it outside!) (hopefully you see what I'm doing here!)
28. 1st and 10 - This is a very perplexing play to me, because the ball is on the right hash, Dylan in the gun, Banks on the outside, Fidoni the inside. Fidoni does a curl at 5 yards(I would normally say a quick curl, but that kid aint quick!) and Dylan throws the ball behind him. The middle was open, so if he would have thrown out front, or even hit him in the chest of #24 he had space. On the other hand, Banks is fucking dogging it, and if he would have hustled he could have easily been wide open in the middle of the field for an easy 6. Strange play with bad execution.
CLOCK IS NOW UNDER A MINUTE, AND RUNNING BECAUSE OF THE LAST WIERD PLAY
29. 2nd and 10 - Dylan spikes it. Clock stops at :15 with the ball on the 30.
30. 3rd and 10 - trips right, one receiver left(Neyor) Dean is going crazy cuz he thinks it's gonna be his play, the "intentional DPI play". It turns out being gross bad OPI call! Bullshit! Was actually a good called play selection I thought!
31. Hohlio hits a bomb to end the half! Good on that kid! Fucker showed up!
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32. Great stop on the second half kickoff actually! Probs Sherman! (Foley still sucks)
33. 3 and out by the B-Shirts, but that fucking punt return team is dogshit! Again, they let the Buck gunners run past them like like they have been paid to do so. Huskers make all punters look all-conference!
34. 1st and 10 - EJ for 2 up the middle.
35. 2nd and 8 - Barney gets a first and more on a shovel pass. Thing is, Barney may have broken it wide open. Dowdell was the lead blocker, and he had a totally clear shot at the guy that went right through him to make the tackle! That kid hasn't hit anyone since Shilo Sanders! Horrible blocker!
36. 1st and 10 - banks drops a layup! Lazy
37. 2nd and 10 - Nice run up the gut for Dowdell - 1st down!
38. 1st and 10 - Another great power run up the middle for 12 by Dowdell! 1st Down!
39. Deans backshoulder DPI is completed to Banks - 1st Down!
40. So, after gashing the Bucks for 35+ yards in 3 plays with power and a quick release, Satt decides to have Dylan try a slow developing rollout pass against one of the fastest secondarys in college football. Incomfuckinplete!
41. 2nd and 10 - Dowdell in the backfield - spread formation - same one Dowdell was gashing them in - Bonner comes in motion - fake to Dowdell - swing to Bonner - short gain. Satt being Satt! He just can't help himself can he?
42. 3rd and 7 - DPI on a quick out.
43. 1st and 10 - Misdirection counter Dowdell for 4
44. 2nd and 6 - Dylan runs, but I think it was supposed to be some sort of shovel pass.
45. 3rd and 4 from the 18 - Emmit runs hard up the middle to get close, but illegal shift.
46. 3rd and 9 - Sack - #44 gets a free shot of the edge on Dylan - missed assignment!
47. Holio smokes another FG from 47 this time!
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48. Hartzog gets the kickoff tackle on the 20. Good job kid! Couple other guys running away from the ball carrier like they're hallucinating?
49. Hartzog get the pick on 1st and 10! Good job kid!
50. 1st and 10 from the 6 - power formation - Bazooka dick at left guard - Gunnar at left tackle - Fidoni is lined up at right wing. Gunnar lets the man to his outside go free, cuz Fidoni is supposed to pull left and light him up. Of coarse he's slow, and late, which causes Dowdell to miss, and go to the right of the hole. No Gain. Executed properly, he walks in.
51. 3rd and goal from the 6 - Power right formation - Lloyd on left wing reverses to the right - instead of gashing inside off the right end, goes wide, gets pushed backed, and doesn't get in. Just isn't any bad asses on that line that can get pissed off and smash into the fucking endzone on plays inside the 5!
55. 4th and fucking goal from the 1 - Every Fuckeye in the box! All 11! Captain fucking Dan with one leg could have seen a bootleg would have worked better than fucking Dowdell jumping from the 4 yard line trying to clear a bunch of giant humans! Fuck! Denied!
56. 1st and 10 Bucks from the one.
57. Blackshirts force 3 and out! Good job boys!
58. Playing a top 5 team on the road, while trying to motivate, and grow a "championship culture" we decide not to try to block a punt inside opponent's endzone? Ok? Even though we already know we can't return fucking punts either? Ok? Buttguys punt away SAFELY and Casanova retuns it two yards because there are 5 Buttguys standing around him. That punter probably just earned a Dodge Charger cuz he's fucking awesome! Foley.
59. 1st an 10 Huskers on the 42 - Holy shit, Neyor actually blocks his guy, which helps Barney catch a quick one for a first down! Good job kid!
60. 1st and 10 - Dylan focuses straight down the middle of the field for Barney heading into the endzone. He misses him badly. Good thing because he was double covered, with a third close by. Which tells me someone else must have been wide fuckin' open!
61. 2nd and 10 - Neyor lined up far right, and banks on the inside, and Barney at the slot. Neyor crosses left for a nice pick on Banks defender, but Banks does this weird assed double step move, that slows him out of his break, (plus he's naturally lazy it seems) and forces him to be overthrown on the easy touchdown pass. Blame also goes to Dylan because Barney and Neyor both could have scored I feel as well! Overall horrible team execution. Actually a nice play call!
62. 3rd and 10 - Dylan is sacked as the line gets bitch-slapped, and opens up like a dog through a screen door!
63. 4th down - Boomshini puts one between the 5 and the goal line, but our gunners don't see it, and it's a touch back. Hmm
64. Blackshirts get another 3 and out!
65. Huskers punt return team just get the Ohio State punter some write in votes for president! WTF
66. 1st and 10 - Dowdell explodes into the open field, and heads towards the sidelines, and seem to just "drift" out of bounds like the field is on a side hill?
67. 1st and 10 -Fidoni catches a nice ball, and seems to also get sucked into that same wormhole on that sideline? What the hell?
68. 1st and 10 - Insert Harburg after 2 explosive plays, and make us all feel like the cuckhold husband! WTF was that for? It would have actually worked if he would have held the ball in the backs belly longer, and gone straight ahead. That takes hours of reps that they are doing obviously, so why fucking run it! Stupid.
69. 2nd and 13 - Barney end-around shovel with some success despite bad blocking. Get 10 back.
70. 3rd and 6 - Quicky to Fidoni for the first. Nice play
71. 1st and 10 from the 11 - Dylan overthrows a wiiiiiiddddeeee open Barney. Shit
72. 2nd and 10 - Dowdell for 3
73. 3rd and 7 - Dylan hits Neyor on a nice slant for 6!
74 Two point conversion is good, on an inside handoff. Nice play.
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75. 1st and 10 Bucks - #8 looks completely lost, and his guy goes for 30.
76. OSU grinds down the field a few more plays, gets a first on a play #2 should have stopped?
77. #2 gets caught sleeping and lets Howard ramble down the field. Shit
78. OSU SCORES on a easy matchup pass to the running back. Fuck
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79. 1st and 10 - blah
80. 3 and out - Dylan dinged his shoulder
81. Offsides on punt - Boomshini has no gas today! Short punt
82. 3 and out BLACKSHIRTS and Javin Wright with a big 3rd down stop! Good job kid!
83. No return on the punt - God what I'd pay for a punt return!
84. 1st and 10 - Banks gets OPI - Bullshit!
85. Banks get targeted - fumbles - clusterfuck - Day goes bizerker - no flag - fuck big 10 refs
86. 1st and 10 - good momentum - Bazooka Dick false start! - suck my dick!
87. 1st and 15 - middle screen into a black hole of nothing. Satt geez
88. 2nd and 18 - Flair pass to EJ in the flat - loss
89. 3rd and 19 - six d-backs, nobody open, no separation, interception.
90. Game ends in the hands of a guy named Hancock! How fitting, cuz the Huskers handed theirs to them!
GBR
The Huskers innate ability to find every possible way under the sun to beat themselves is mind-boggling! This is my recap of head-scratching highlights!
1. Muff the opening kick and start the game at the 9.
2. Dowdell had horrible hand placement, and fumbles the first play from scrimmage!
3. 2nd and 12 and if Benhart can overpower his 235# linebacker, and Bork can do ANYTHING except whif, EJ might go the distance on a nice screen! The rest of the offense just stood around and watched like peewee football players do. It drives me insane when offensive lineman run over to pick up ball carriers! They should be far away from the ball shoving some fucker's face in the dirt! I digress.
4. After a nifty gain by EJ, HE LEAVES THE GAME. Insert Dowdell who proceeds to barely chip the blitzing backer, which sends Dylan scrambling into a sack-loss of 7 yards back to the 5. That Tyleke Williams dude stood Gunnar straight up like a Macy's mannequin, and just stopped and waited for Dylan to run right into him! If Dylan gets around him, he has real estate to run, cuz our receiver was actually blocking his guy! 4th Down!
5. Shank punt of coarse! Not much else can go wrong on the opening series!
GREAT 4 AND OUT STAND BY THE BLACKSHIRTS ON BUCKS FIRST SERIES!
6. 1st and 10 and it's a screen to Dowdell who lets it bounce off hit palms and chest. Wouldn't have mattered because Benhart barely high-fived his guy who would have hit Dowdell for a loss of yards anyway. Next play Dowdell jump cuts right into the pile for a loss.
ANOTHER GREAT SERIES BY. THE BLACKSHIRTS DESPITE BUTLER ALMOST GETTING CHOKED OUT ON A MISSED HOLDING CALL!
7. On the Bucks first punt we fair catch because our outside blockers seem to be playing fucking flag football!
8. 1st and 10. Insert EJ. and straight ahead run makes the linebacker miss, plus 5. Next play EJ gets 3 more. Next play Dylan scrambles into the wide open middle for the first. 1st and 10 - screen to the perimeter for a loss! (note the variables here - EJ + middle power + positive yardage)
9. The scramble play that Dylan's knee touched just short of the first down could have been different if Dowdell wouldn't have just "looked" at the guy that forced Dylan to dive.
GOOD PUNT AND COVERAGE FOR ONCE! 1st and 10 for the Bucks on the 9 and we get good penetration, push Henderson backwards, but the pulling TE Gee, sticks with his block and performs a perfect block on Butler! Henderson escapes for a nice first down run.
10. Terrible technique #7 as he turns his body opposite the receiver's cut - 40 yard score!
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HUSKERS GET LUCKY SCOTT RECOVERS BARNEY'S FUMBLE!
11. Dylan runs his ass off for a big gain! (he had to run because Dowdell's weak ass block on the blitz man) If you want to see how shitty Banks is at blocking, then watch that play! Dylan has one man to beat, and if Banks could have just gotten in his guy's way a little bit, Dylan scores! Banks looked ridiculous on that play! Then he fucking runs out of bounds to help Dylan up! (note my comment earlier about that shit!) (fucking block man!)
12. 1st and 10 at the 15. I don't know the designated hole Dowdell is supposed to take, but Banks motions left, stops behind the tackle, reverses field and blocks his guy right into Dowdell, who takes it outside. (That fucking kid made a couple good outside runs the first game of the year, and hasn't done shit outside since! He needs to stop it! He needs to sit actually!) If he goes off tackle hard and fast he may score! So sick of these slow developing run plays against all-conference D-lineman! Fuckin Satt! Loss of 3!
13. 2nd and 13 - Barney motions to the right, Banks is "social distancing blocking" the only guy out there, and Barney catches it for another loss!
14. 3rd and 14 - Ball on the right hash, and Satt dials up a brilliant screen to the short side of the field for another fucking loss! Yes, the same side of the field you just got your ass ate on the last two plays! The tackler was the fuckin nose man who ran in front of 3 lineman who never touched him!
HUSKERS KICK A 39 YARD FIELD GOAL. OSU ACTUALLY DIDN'T EVEN GO FOR THE BLOCK. NO RUSH. MUST HAVE BEEN PLAYING THE FAKE. FUNNY!
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15. Gifford is playing middle field, watching Howard play action 5 steps back, #4 runs right past him, and he looks like he's running with 5 buckle boots, through a shit covered feed lot trying to catch up! Touchdown Fuckeyes!
16. Ty Robinson is literally the only guy that looks like he's trying to block the god damn extra point! Fucking Foley!
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15. 1st and 10 at the 25. EJ enters - gains 2 (middle) - gains 5 (middle, same play switch sides) - 3rd and 3 - false start! Dylan is pissed! I swear to God it looks like he's looking at the sidelines and saying "why did you call that!"
16. 3rd and 8 - With 8 Bucks in the box, Satt dials up a quick bubble screen heading right into the fucking middle of that shitstorm for a loss!
17. 4th down - No punt rush and Boomshini gets about a 30 yard punt. Fuck
18. Bucks 1st and 10 - 88 TE Gee has time to fall down get up and catch a pass from Howard. Sherman was lost, out of position. Gain 8
19. Quick pitch 1st down
20. 1st and 10 - RPO - gain of 16!
21. OSO power for a few than goes back to the pass, Howard fumbles, they recover. They try to pass again, and Sherman sacks him. Why they went to the pass I'll never know! Maybe Satt was calling plays for them too!
22. OSU forced to go for 3 - shank!
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23. 1st and 10 - Dean's favorite play! The DPI play! (While they are announcing the call the voice of the game is gobbling Eddie George's cum up in the booth!)
24. 1st and 10 - Insert Emmit Johnson - He runs left through a huge hole made by Bazooka Dick for 14 yards!
25. 1st and 10 - quick slant to Lloyd - easy peazy for 8.
26. 2nd and 2 - EJ gets 3 at least, but horrible fucking spot!
27. 3rd and 1 - Dowdell gets the 1st (surprised he didn't fumble, or try to take it outside!) (hopefully you see what I'm doing here!)
28. 1st and 10 - This is a very perplexing play to me, because the ball is on the right hash, Dylan in the gun, Banks on the outside, Fidoni the inside. Fidoni does a curl at 5 yards(I would normally say a quick curl, but that kid aint quick!) and Dylan throws the ball behind him. The middle was open, so if he would have thrown out front, or even hit him in the chest of #24 he had space. On the other hand, Banks is fucking dogging it, and if he would have hustled he could have easily been wide open in the middle of the field for an easy 6. Strange play with bad execution.
CLOCK IS NOW UNDER A MINUTE, AND RUNNING BECAUSE OF THE LAST WIERD PLAY
29. 2nd and 10 - Dylan spikes it. Clock stops at :15 with the ball on the 30.
30. 3rd and 10 - trips right, one receiver left(Neyor) Dean is going crazy cuz he thinks it's gonna be his play, the "intentional DPI play". It turns out being gross bad OPI call! Bullshit! Was actually a good called play selection I thought!
31. Hohlio hits a bomb to end the half! Good on that kid! Fucker showed up!
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32. Great stop on the second half kickoff actually! Probs Sherman! (Foley still sucks)
33. 3 and out by the B-Shirts, but that fucking punt return team is dogshit! Again, they let the Buck gunners run past them like like they have been paid to do so. Huskers make all punters look all-conference!
34. 1st and 10 - EJ for 2 up the middle.
35. 2nd and 8 - Barney gets a first and more on a shovel pass. Thing is, Barney may have broken it wide open. Dowdell was the lead blocker, and he had a totally clear shot at the guy that went right through him to make the tackle! That kid hasn't hit anyone since Shilo Sanders! Horrible blocker!
36. 1st and 10 - banks drops a layup! Lazy
37. 2nd and 10 - Nice run up the gut for Dowdell - 1st down!
38. 1st and 10 - Another great power run up the middle for 12 by Dowdell! 1st Down!
39. Deans backshoulder DPI is completed to Banks - 1st Down!
40. So, after gashing the Bucks for 35+ yards in 3 plays with power and a quick release, Satt decides to have Dylan try a slow developing rollout pass against one of the fastest secondarys in college football. Incomfuckinplete!
41. 2nd and 10 - Dowdell in the backfield - spread formation - same one Dowdell was gashing them in - Bonner comes in motion - fake to Dowdell - swing to Bonner - short gain. Satt being Satt! He just can't help himself can he?
42. 3rd and 7 - DPI on a quick out.
43. 1st and 10 - Misdirection counter Dowdell for 4
44. 2nd and 6 - Dylan runs, but I think it was supposed to be some sort of shovel pass.
45. 3rd and 4 from the 18 - Emmit runs hard up the middle to get close, but illegal shift.
46. 3rd and 9 - Sack - #44 gets a free shot of the edge on Dylan - missed assignment!
47. Holio smokes another FG from 47 this time!
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48. Hartzog gets the kickoff tackle on the 20. Good job kid! Couple other guys running away from the ball carrier like they're hallucinating?
49. Hartzog get the pick on 1st and 10! Good job kid!
50. 1st and 10 from the 6 - power formation - Bazooka dick at left guard - Gunnar at left tackle - Fidoni is lined up at right wing. Gunnar lets the man to his outside go free, cuz Fidoni is supposed to pull left and light him up. Of coarse he's slow, and late, which causes Dowdell to miss, and go to the right of the hole. No Gain. Executed properly, he walks in.
51. 3rd and goal from the 6 - Power right formation - Lloyd on left wing reverses to the right - instead of gashing inside off the right end, goes wide, gets pushed backed, and doesn't get in. Just isn't any bad asses on that line that can get pissed off and smash into the fucking endzone on plays inside the 5!
55. 4th and fucking goal from the 1 - Every Fuckeye in the box! All 11! Captain fucking Dan with one leg could have seen a bootleg would have worked better than fucking Dowdell jumping from the 4 yard line trying to clear a bunch of giant humans! Fuck! Denied!
56. 1st and 10 Bucks from the one.
57. Blackshirts force 3 and out! Good job boys!
58. Playing a top 5 team on the road, while trying to motivate, and grow a "championship culture" we decide not to try to block a punt inside opponent's endzone? Ok? Even though we already know we can't return fucking punts either? Ok? Buttguys punt away SAFELY and Casanova retuns it two yards because there are 5 Buttguys standing around him. That punter probably just earned a Dodge Charger cuz he's fucking awesome! Foley.
59. 1st an 10 Huskers on the 42 - Holy shit, Neyor actually blocks his guy, which helps Barney catch a quick one for a first down! Good job kid!
60. 1st and 10 - Dylan focuses straight down the middle of the field for Barney heading into the endzone. He misses him badly. Good thing because he was double covered, with a third close by. Which tells me someone else must have been wide fuckin' open!
61. 2nd and 10 - Neyor lined up far right, and banks on the inside, and Barney at the slot. Neyor crosses left for a nice pick on Banks defender, but Banks does this weird assed double step move, that slows him out of his break, (plus he's naturally lazy it seems) and forces him to be overthrown on the easy touchdown pass. Blame also goes to Dylan because Barney and Neyor both could have scored I feel as well! Overall horrible team execution. Actually a nice play call!
62. 3rd and 10 - Dylan is sacked as the line gets bitch-slapped, and opens up like a dog through a screen door!
63. 4th down - Boomshini puts one between the 5 and the goal line, but our gunners don't see it, and it's a touch back. Hmm
64. Blackshirts get another 3 and out!
65. Huskers punt return team just get the Ohio State punter some write in votes for president! WTF
66. 1st and 10 - Dowdell explodes into the open field, and heads towards the sidelines, and seem to just "drift" out of bounds like the field is on a side hill?
67. 1st and 10 -Fidoni catches a nice ball, and seems to also get sucked into that same wormhole on that sideline? What the hell?
68. 1st and 10 - Insert Harburg after 2 explosive plays, and make us all feel like the cuckhold husband! WTF was that for? It would have actually worked if he would have held the ball in the backs belly longer, and gone straight ahead. That takes hours of reps that they are doing obviously, so why fucking run it! Stupid.
69. 2nd and 13 - Barney end-around shovel with some success despite bad blocking. Get 10 back.
70. 3rd and 6 - Quicky to Fidoni for the first. Nice play
71. 1st and 10 from the 11 - Dylan overthrows a wiiiiiiddddeeee open Barney. Shit
72. 2nd and 10 - Dowdell for 3
73. 3rd and 7 - Dylan hits Neyor on a nice slant for 6!
74 Two point conversion is good, on an inside handoff. Nice play.
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75. 1st and 10 Bucks - #8 looks completely lost, and his guy goes for 30.
76. OSU grinds down the field a few more plays, gets a first on a play #2 should have stopped?
77. #2 gets caught sleeping and lets Howard ramble down the field. Shit
78. OSU SCORES on a easy matchup pass to the running back. Fuck
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79. 1st and 10 - blah
80. 3 and out - Dylan dinged his shoulder
81. Offsides on punt - Boomshini has no gas today! Short punt
82. 3 and out BLACKSHIRTS and Javin Wright with a big 3rd down stop! Good job kid!
83. No return on the punt - God what I'd pay for a punt return!
84. 1st and 10 - Banks gets OPI - Bullshit!
85. Banks get targeted - fumbles - clusterfuck - Day goes bizerker - no flag - fuck big 10 refs
86. 1st and 10 - good momentum - Bazooka Dick false start! - suck my dick!
87. 1st and 15 - middle screen into a black hole of nothing. Satt geez
88. 2nd and 18 - Flair pass to EJ in the flat - loss
89. 3rd and 19 - six d-backs, nobody open, no separation, interception.
90. Game ends in the hands of a guy named Hancock! How fitting, cuz the Huskers handed theirs to them!
GBR
