If you have sex with one of these people you win 500 million dollars. Who do you choose?

[Kaladin]

1. hot babe 10 out 10 who has aids - you can't wear a condom
2. deion sanders
3. morbidly obese woman who smells awful awful awful
4. hillary clinton
5. short fat angry mexican woman - you can't wear a condom and you will get her pregnant with triplets
6. caitlyn jenner
7. woman who is maybe a 5 out of 10 but she has herpes on her lip

who do you pick and why

 

[CornHub]

Hillary Clinton seems the easiest choice.

 

[Cash68847]

1. hot babe 10 out 10 who has aids - you can't wear a condom
2. deion sanders
3. morbidly obese woman who smells awful awful awful
4. hillary clinton
5. short fat angry mexican woman - you can't wear a condom and you will get her pregnant with triplets
6. caitlyn jenner
7. woman who is maybe a 5 out of 10 but she has herpes on her lip

who do you pick and why

The hot chick with AIDS. Your chances are low of getting it and if you do the drugs are good now. It’s basically cured.

 

[MtnHusker]

Hillary Clinton seems the easiest choice.

higher percentage chance of Death by Hillary than Aids

 

[God is a Husker]

HOLA MAMI

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Guess I'll stay poor.

 

[Sous Chef]

Hilary as long as Bill doesn't want to watch.

 

[Kaladin]

Hilary as long as Bill doesn't want to watch.

What if he does want to watch

 

[Tyneb23]

Hillary....fuck her in the ass right in front of Billy while screaming Trump2024 baby

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Guess I'll stay poor.

I'm on board with that.

 

[Herbie]

Hillary Clinton

 

[Herbie]

What if he does want to watch

He won’t know what’s going on anyways. He’ll just ask for ice cream

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I’d do all for several less 0’s.

 

[Kaladin]

He won’t know what’s going on anyways. He’ll just ask for ice cream

just had some vanilla icecream and a cookie

 

[Herbie]

just had some vanilla icecream and a cookie

 

[Husker_in_OK]

5 out of 10 with herpes, as long as I don't kiss her ..

 

[Jim14510]

The hot chick with AIDS. Your chances are low of getting it and if you do the drugs are good now. It’s basically cured.

Correct. No brainer. I'll be in and out in a minute or 2. No way I get the AIDS.

 

[djw004]

Can I do foot stuff with Deion?

 

[DuckSker]

Can I do foot stuff with Deion?

Hey we still on for that Nebraska -27.5 bet for next weekend?

 

[HCFord1]

5 out of 10 with herpes, as long as I don't kiss her ..

That and having the occasional cold sore would be a small price to pay for $500M.