If Nebraska doesn't beat this 2024 WiscyDicks team, then its never going to happen.

[Cornicator]

Of course no team says "hold my beer" like Nebraska. And nobody will be shocked if WiscyDicks beats the Huskers. But there are some crazy facts about this WiscyDicks team:

-Vadgers are on pace for their lowest sack and tackles for loss total since Barry Alvarez's second season in 1991.
-First WiscyDicks team in 21 seasons to not rank in the top 50 of rush defense. Currently 88th.
-Their current offense is averaging less yardage and points than any Paul Chryst team, who was fired because WiscyDicks didn't like his offense. On pace for lowest total offense output since 2004.

WiscyDicks has owned Nebraska to the tune of 10 straight wins. If Nebraska can't beat this WiscyDicks team, then it will never happen.

 

[wildcat_husker]

Sigh. The Cornicator kiss of death.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Of course no team says "hold my beer" like Nebraska. And nobody will be shocked if WiscyDicks beats the Huskers. But there are some crazy facts about this WiscyDicks team:

-Vadgers are on pace for their lowest sack and tackles for loss total since Barry Alvarez's second season in 1991.
-First WiscyDicks team in 21 seasons to not rank in the top 50 of rush defense. Currently 88th.
-Their current offense is averaging less yardage and points than any Paul Chryst team, who was fired because WiscyDicks didn't like his offense. On pace for lowest total offense output since 2004.

WiscyDicks has owned Nebraska to the tune of 10 straight wins. If Nebraska can't beat this WiscyDicks team, then it will never happen.

If someone gave me the option of doubling up on everything I own the first time Nebraska beats WiscyDicks in the next 30 years, or losing everything at the end of 30 years if there is no win, I don’t think I could take that bet right now.

 

[Cornicator]

Sigh. The Cornicator kiss of death.

I never said Nebraska was going to beat WiscyDicks. In fact, I would bet against it.

But as far as Vadger opponents go, Nebraska has never played one this pedestrian..

 

[Pipe Line]

Willing to hypothetically bet my mortgage this is 13-13 in the last 5 minutes. Absolutely brutal, ugly ass game. And WiscyDicks turns back the clock to Paul Chryst and has one of those 4:57 minute, 83 yard, dick snapping drives where TW forgets how to run a defense and WiscyDicks kicks a field goal to win. It's 83 yards because we throw a pick while driving down the field on a very promising drive, on a pick where once again one of our "stud" receivers gets his manhood taken on a 50/50 ball.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Nothing helps a struggling team in an absolute tailspin quite like a get right game against Nebraska

 

[Cornicator]

Willing to hypothetically bet my mortgage this is 13-13 in the last 5 minutes. Absolutely brutal, ugly ass game. And WiscyDicks turns back the clock to Paul Chryst and has one of those 4:57 minute, 83 yard, dick snapping drives where TW forgets how to run a defense and WiscyDicks kicks a field goal to win. It's 83 yards because we throw a pick while driving down the field on a very promising drive, on a pick where once again one of our "stud" receivers gets his manhood taken on a 50/50 ball.

Absolutely will be a close game in the 4th. Lol the Huskers seem to struggle in those contests.

 

[Pipe Line]

Absolutely will be a close game in the 4th. Lol the Huskers seem to struggle in those contests.

Struggling is an understatement

 

[whoboppin]

Agreed, I think we will come out fired up, look good, make progress on defense and offense, play like the better team...... and inexplicably lose by less then 1 score.

 

[huskerj12]

Willing to hypothetically bet my mortgage this is 13-13 in the last 5 minutes. Absolutely brutal, ugly ass game. And WiscyDicks turns back the clock to Paul Chryst and has one of those 4:57 minute, 83 yard, dick snapping drives where TW forgets how to run a defense and WiscyDicks kicks a field goal to win. It's 83 yards because we throw a pick while driving down the field on a very promising drive, on a pick where once again one of our "stud" receivers gets his manhood taken on a 50/50 ball.

God damn this is so accurate. I have no doubt this will happen.

 

[Tonkasker]

We're winning this game

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

God damn this is so accurate. I have no doubt this will happen.

That's nothing short of a guarantee.

 

[Seaofred92]

Willing to hypothetically bet my mortgage this is 13-13 in the last 5 minutes. Absolutely brutal, ugly ass game. And WiscyDicks turns back the clock to Paul Chryst and has one of those 4:57 minute, 83 yard, dick snapping drives where TW forgets how to run a defense and WiscyDicks kicks a field goal to win. It's 83 yards because we throw a pick while driving down the field on a very promising drive, on a pick where once again one of our "stud" receivers gets his manhood taken on a 50/50 ball.

So the Maryland game from last year

 

[Herbie]

Nebraska will most likely lose this game

 

[Pipe Line]

So the Maryland game from last year

I don't remember that one by heart, but sure

 

[Tonkasker]

I don't remember that one by heart, but sure

If you remember the Cockeye or minnesota game just copy+paste

 

[Pipe Line]

If you remember the Cockeye or minnesota game just copy+paste

The collective like half a decade is just one solid memory of late game diarrhea

 

[David Webb]

What I gleaned from the OP is Nebraska will continue to not be able to run the ball, Raiola will be sacked 5 times and WiscyDicks will put up 30+ points.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I will cum to death when we win this game

 

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