If anyone is wanting to get their wives pregnant tonight

[Pipe Line]

Nebraska-Colorado. 1994. BTN. It’s beautiful.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Mine just sent me a text that she’s in her fertile window. Not watching the damn game

 

[Baron Winnebago]

And to think a "native son" abolished a beautiful position like the fullback.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I suppose I’ll get your wives pregnant tonight

 

[Pipe Line]

I suppose I’ll get your wives pregnant tonight

Thank you for your service

 

[Pipe Line]

And to think a "native son" abolished a beautiful position like the fullback.

That has genuinely rattled my brain for going on 5 years now. A guy who literally won games with a fullback said nah I’m good, we’ll win plenty without. The irony