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I would be eternally grateful...

lee_carvallo_12

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...if one of y'all could log into RRS, find ol' hank's OP about walking into a sports bar in columbus (or norfolk) in the middle of the NCAA tourney and demanding they put wrestling on one of the TV's. When a basketball fan gave him a hard time about it, it was "on." PLEASE REPOST ON RRS

Seems appropriate for this time of year.

Thank you. I love you.

LC12
 
"First year NCAA wrestling finals was ever on ESPN, maybe 10 years ago, I was going through Norfolk, and stopped at Sports Den I think it was called, to eat supper and watch the finals, and sat by the bar, and had the BT put a small TV in front of me on the wrestling finals. Every other set in the place was on basketball, because the pumpkin pushers were all watching their march madness games, and as I was minding my own business, enjoying the wrestling, I overheard a couple guys behind me saying 'why the hell is that TV on wrestling', and one of them reached for the remote that the BT had left on the bar near me. I put my hand on the remote, and looked at them, and said 'guys, I will wrestle you one at a time, for the remote, right here on the floor' as I pointed at their feet. Now, it must have been the steely look in my eye, because they were all bigger, and younger than me, but they just turned , and walked away. I finished my meal, and my Budweiser, while watching the rest of the finals, then got back on the road."
 
"First year NCAA wrestling finals was ever on ESPN, maybe 10 years ago, I was going through Norfolk, and stopped at Sports Den I think it was called, to eat supper and watch the finals, and sat by the bar, and had the BT put a small TV in front of me on the wrestling finals. Every other set in the place was on basketball, because the pumpkin pushers were all watching their march madness games, and as I was minding my own business, enjoying the wrestling, I overheard a couple guys behind me saying 'why the hell is that TV on wrestling', and one of them reached for the remote that the BT had left on the bar near me. I put my hand on the remote, and looked at them, and said 'guys, I will wrestle you one at a time, for the remote, right here on the floor' as I pointed at their feet. Now, it must have been the steely look in my eye, because they were all bigger, and younger than me, but they just turned , and walked away. I finished my meal, and my Budweiser, while watching the rest of the finals, then got back on the road."
what a boss
 
"First year NCAA wrestling finals was ever on ESPN, maybe 10 years ago, I was going through Norfolk, and stopped at Sports Den I think it was called, to eat supper and watch the finals, and sat by the bar, and had the BT put a small TV in front of me on the wrestling finals. Every other set in the place was on basketball, because the pumpkin pushers were all watching their march madness games, and as I was minding my own business, enjoying the wrestling, I overheard a couple guys behind me saying 'why the hell is that TV on wrestling', and one of them reached for the remote that the BT had left on the bar near me. I put my hand on the remote, and looked at them, and said 'guys, I will wrestle you one at a time, for the remote, right here on the floor' as I pointed at their feet. Now, it must have been the steely look in my eye, because they were all bigger, and younger than me, but they just turned , and walked away. I finished my meal, and my Budweiser, while watching the rest of the finals, then got back on the road."
please repost to RRS and tag ol' hank. i anxiously await his reply.
 
So a guy watching guys roll around on the floor with each other offered some other dudes to roll around on the floor with them right then and there?

I can't tell if that post belongs in the POTD thread or the Ding thread.
 
So a guy watching guys roll around on the floor with each other offered some other dudes to roll around on the floor with them right then and there?

I can't tell if that post belongs in the POTD thread or the Ding thread.
Most posts in the POTD board have logged insane ding numbers, so his post likely belongs in both threads.
 
...if one of y'all could log into RRS, find ol' hank's OP about walking into a sports bar in columbus (or norfolk) in the middle of the NCAA tourney and demanding they put wrestling on one of the TV's. When a basketball fan gave him a hard time about it, it was "on." PLEASE REPOST ON RRS

Seems appropriate for this time of year.

Thank you. I love you.

LC12
A great thread
 
"First year NCAA wrestling finals was ever on ESPN, maybe 10 years ago, I was going through Norfolk, and stopped at Sports Den I think it was called, to eat supper and watch the finals, and sat by the bar, and had the BT put a small TV in front of me on the wrestling finals. Every other set in the place was on basketball, because the pumpkin pushers were all watching their march madness games, and as I was minding my own business, enjoying the wrestling, I overheard a couple guys behind me saying 'why the hell is that TV on wrestling', and one of them reached for the remote that the BT had left on the bar near me. I put my hand on the remote, and looked at them, and said 'guys, I will wrestle you one at a time, for the remote, right here on the floor' as I pointed at their feet. Now, it must have been the steely look in my eye, because they were all bigger, and younger than me, but they just turned , and walked away. I finished my meal, and my Budweiser, while watching the rest of the finals, then got back on the road."
Hank mistakenly using “was” instead of “were” to start the thread is peak, peak RSS.
 
Here is my quick FBI profiler breakdown of Hank:
  • Totally invested in his internet tough guy cred
  • Heavily into wrasslin'
  • Always preaching the word of Jesus
  • Drops homo jokes
Hank is 100% a closeted gay man based on that criteria.
Probably still wears his letterman jacket from what ever little town he thinks he is the hero of.
 
...if one of y'all could log into RRS, find ol' hank's OP about walking into a sports bar in columbus (or norfolk) in the middle of the NCAA tourney and demanding they put wrestling on one of the TV's. When a basketball fan gave him a hard time about it, it was "on." PLEASE REPOST ON RRS

Seems appropriate for this time of year.

Thank you. I love you.

LC12

"First year NCAA wrestling finals was ever on ESPN, maybe 10 years ago, I was going through Norfolk, and stopped at Sports Den I think it was called, to eat supper and watch the finals, and sat by the bar, and had the BT put a small TV in front of me on the wrestling finals. Every other set in the place was on basketball, because the pumpkin pushers were all watching their march madness games, and as I was minding my own business, enjoying the wrestling, I overheard a couple guys behind me saying 'why the hell is that TV on wrestling', and one of them reached for the remote that the BT had left on the bar near me. I put my hand on the remote, and looked at them, and said 'guys, I will wrestle you one at a time, for the remote, right here on the floor' as I pointed at their feet. Now, it must have been the steely look in my eye, because they were all bigger, and younger than me, but they just turned , and walked away. I finished my meal, and my Budweiser, while watching the rest of the finals, then got back on the road."
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Would anyone mind finding the thread about Tanner Farmer dominating the GPAC wrastlin tourney? I made a simple comment that it’s not surprising he’s dominating and husker hank AND Tanner Farmers DAD went all in on me. Dry.
 
“Nope, now that it's on TV, I have no reason to go out and threaten basketball fans. I just sit peacefully at home to watch.”
Please post a few of these for ole Hanky…

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