I’m at a wedding

[HuskerGarrett]

I’ve had two drinks and want to go home and sleep. Am I getting old or am I just lame???

 

[God is a Husker]

Feel the same way about every wedding, especially 3-4 day long Hindu weddings.

To get through those I started taking a Hydro or 2 before. Before you judge me for abusing opioids, attend a Hindu wedding, it will make a Catholic wedding look like a no huddle offense.

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

maybe tired? maybe not very into the bride and groom? maybe you just give zero fucks?

Drink more and become "that dude"

 

[dsbigred1]

I’ve had two drinks and want to go home and sleep. Am I getting old or am I just lame???

Open bar??? If not, fuck them and you should go to the nearest bar and plow the wife in the bathroom. Then go home in an Uber after getting waxed.

 

[Toe]

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

2 options-
You’re fuckin lame
The wedding is fuckin lame
You have COVID

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Same scenario last Saturday for me....and I'm old! You should be able to find adult beverages and mingle with the hot mommas.

I got slightly hammered and waited for the taco bar to roll out! Night over.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Update - I left

 

[hothouse_corn]

Update - I left

By yourself?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

By yourself?

Well, with my wife haha

 

[Tyneb23]

Take the wife to a 60 dollar a night motel, throw the some plastic sheets down and fuck the night away.