Loose tiers
Tier 1
-Large Contest/Sizable Soiree/Formidable Fracas/Big Game Robert "Bob" Stoops
- Chris Petersen though I think he's legit done.
Tier 2 (lots of HC experience)
- Lane Kiffin, Western Nebraska legacy and Lincoln Native
- Mark Stoops, winning at Kentucky, SEC and bring Vince Marrow home
-Bronco Mendenhall, not a spring chicken at 55, but lots of HC experience and has made the fucking cavaliers of Virginia fairly punchy.
-Mike Gundy, lots of experience punching above his weight at Poke State
-Kyle Whittingam, he's not young at 61, but he's navigated the Utes from the MWC to the Pac12 and stayed competitive doing it.
Tier 3A (the program builders )
-Dave Clawson, WF, the innovator of the Clawfense who has his the demon deacons more competitive than they should be
- Dave Doeren, NC St. as has been noted, an absolutely unfuckable hire who seems like he coaches the hell of out the pigskin. Former Wisconsin DC
-Matt Campbell. Lost some shine this year and his ST are bad, but yolo
- Tom Allen and Jeff Brohm, Indiana. Indiana isn't a walkover. Purdue isn't a walkover. I don't love either enough to move them to their own lines, but I could get drunk and make an argument.
Tier 3B. (The fresh faces p5)
-Dave Aranda, Baylor HC, former Wisconsin DC has Baylor playing well in year 2. Though inheriting Matt Rhule's program leaves some questions.
- Jeff Hafley, BC, man bros with Ryan Day, but he's had a solid start in Chestnut hill that's carried over to year 2 despite the loss of their starting QB
Tier 4 (the G5)
-Jamey Chadwell, Coastal Carolina, he's young, he's got an offense that Nebraska fans might like to fuck with that also could fit what he'd walk into.
-Billy Napier, UL Lafayette. He's got the Cajuns Raging. Young fresh faced HC who's a bit of a gamble and took over for absolute trainwreck human being Mark Hudspeth.
- Bill Clark, UAB, for as much talk as there was of what Frost walked into. Clark got hired coached a year. His bosses cut football. They brought it back. He built a team from scratch and this SOB walks out of the death penalty to the tune of 39-18.
Tier 5 (Baron's zany they can't be worse than Frost but this is a grab bag of shit tier)
-Bill O'Brien. Success at Penn State in Alabama's rehab program, but god this guy rubs me the wrong way.
-Jeff Monken. Getting back to the triple option we never ran to satiate fans who weren't alive to never see us run or those who were alive and dumb enough to think we ran it.
- Joe Brady. Fresh as fuck. Gone from GA to NFL OC in like 7 years. But why the fuck not?
- PJ Fleck. Not since the Stone Cold Steve Austin-Brettt Hart double turn at Mania 13 has there been an angle that would flip more fans faster.
-Brent Venables. I know he's got rumors from his time at KSU, but his defense would be tough as shit
-Jay Norvell. Nevada HC. Former OC in Lincoln who has reinvented himself, like some many of us have, in Reno Nevada.
- Money Team Donte Williams. Now that's he's got HC experience. Bring the man home. Or Uncle Keith idc.
-Craig Bohl. Again, why not?
-Bill Callahan. Older. Wiser. Hates OU.