Happy Thanksgiving!

[HuskerGarrett]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

What are your plans for today?

We are headed over to my wife’s parents house this afternoon, and my parents are going as well so that will be pretty fun.

Also please enjoy the falling leaves and pilgrim hats.

 

[Red Finger]

Watchin football, eatin food, drinkin booze, just as the pilgrims would have wanted.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Eating and dozing off.

 

[BillBra5ky]

Eating at the gf’s moms and drinking natty’s just like the pilgrims and natives intended.

 

[Red Finger]

Eating at the gf’s moms and drinking natty’s just like the pilgrims and natives intended.

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Eating at bro-in-laws, foozeball, prepping for road trip to Cockeye city tomorrow

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Made the trek back to the motherland. At my moms outside of friend.

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Watchin football, eatin food, drinkin booze, just as the pilgrims would have wanted.

This

 

[Kazman5k]

Going to attempt to stay sober enough to watch the whole packers game

 

[Huskerforlife]

 

[Huskersballz]

‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air 🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!
After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽‍🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻‍♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍

 

[SoCal_Corn]

In order of appearance:

Walked the dog
Fed the dog
Reading tPB
Doing laundry
Going for a drive
Wrapping presents
Eating turkey (with the dog)
Walk the dog
Going to friends for pie n wine
Sleep

 

[huskermack]

My mom and step-dad made the trip up, so I’m hosting thanksgiving dinner this year.
Will probably drink too much baileys this morning.

 

[LoudHogRider]

In order of appearance:

Walked the dog
Fed the dog
Reading tPB
Doing laundry
Going for a drive
Wrapping presents
Eating turkey (with the dog)
Walk the dog
Going to friends for pie n wine
Sleep

I'd be thankful if you'd give Norton a head scratch from me, amigo.

We're skipping the big meal and Mrs. LHR and my son will be heading OUT to eat for Thanksgiving dinner. She's extremely happy she can forego the whole turkey/side dishes/dessert meal prep for the three of us. I'm going to leverage the shit out that later this evening.

Happy Thanksgiving, all.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

I'd be thankful if you'd give Norton a head scratch from me, amigo.

We're skipping the big meal and Mrs. LHR and my son will be heading OUT to eat for Thanksgiving dinner. She's extremely happy she can forego the whole turkey/side dishes/dessert meal prep for the three of us. I'm going to leverage the shit out that later this evening.

Happy Thanksgiving, all.

Bauce move LHR

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Going to attempt to stay sober enough to watch the whole packers game

 

[COYS]

F’d up and got drawn into political conversation at the family thanksgiving. I am officially a transphobic and have been canceled by a liberal SIL. I hate Thanksgiving.

 

[huskermack]

F’d up and got drawn into political conversation at the family thanksgiving. I am officially a transphobic and have been canceled by a liberal SIL. I hate Thanksgiving.

Life was so much simpler when it was called cross dressing.

 

[HughJanus]

I smoked a really slutty turkey

 

[Ext. 55]

Happy Turkey day you filthy animals.