Garrett’s Google Reviews

[BorWhiskey]

This was moved from the lemon thread as it was taking it off topic and was suggested to get its own thread.

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I’m trying

Local guide with 24 reviews. Let’s go on a tour y’all !

I chortled out loud (col) when I got to the last part.



This one is for a UPS store.

Oh would you, G? Like from… FEDEX!!!

You can’t expect world class service from anywhere anymore. Including the reputable “Loaf N Jug” gas station:




Supporting local mom and pop shops:






Must one give multiple reviews of del taco?


And let’s go where it all started (no notes):

That IS saying something.

P.S. how did Comcast get three stars?

 

[Tyneb23]

Local guide with 24 reviews. Let’s go on a tour y’all !

I chortled out loud (col) when I got to the last part.

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This one is for a UPS store.
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Oh would you, G? Like from… FEDEX!!!

You can’t expect world class service from anywhere anymore. Including the reputable “Loaf N Jug” gas station:
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Beware of Deb at Bellco:
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Supporting local mom and pop shops:
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Must one give multiple reviews of del taco?

Teach, Gar…
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Costco just got smarter at Business. Also… were you closing your house with people with Indian accents?

And let’s go where it all started (no notes):
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That IS saying something.

P.S. how did Comcast get three stars?

Jesus Christ @HuskerGarrett I LOLd

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Local guide with 24 reviews. Let’s go on a tour y’all !

I chortled out loud (col) when I got to the last part.

View attachment 48175

This one is for a UPS store.
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Oh would you, G? Like from… FEDEX!!!

You can’t expect world class service from anywhere anymore. Including the reputable “Loaf N Jug” gas station:
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Beware of Deb at Bellco:
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Supporting local mom and pop shops:
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Must one give multiple reviews of del taco?

Teach, Gar…
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Costco just got smarter at Business. Also… were you closing your house with people with Indian accents?

And let’s go where it all started (no notes):
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That IS saying something.

P.S. how did Comcast get three stars?

I remember almost none of these reviews

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Jesus Christ @HuskerGarrett I LOLd

I called the stain period blood for the entire stay

 

[ZJSARENOTFREE]

I remember almost none of these reviews

Del Taco is also awful. Funny stuff

 

[cwessel76]

I remember almost none of these reviews

Dude’s leaving blackout drunk Google reviews.

I love it.

 

[cwessel76]

Local guide with 24 reviews. Let’s go on a tour y’all !

I chortled out loud (col) when I got to the last part.

View attachment 48175

This one is for a UPS store.
View attachment 48176
Oh would you, G? Like from… FEDEX!!!

You can’t expect world class service from anywhere anymore. Including the reputable “Loaf N Jug” gas station:
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Beware of Deb at Bellco:
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Supporting local mom and pop shops:
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Must one give multiple reviews of del taco?


And let’s go where it all started (no notes):
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That IS saying something.

P.S. how did Comcast get three stars?

NGL I read “Loaf N Jug” as “Loaf N Jugz” at first and thought it was a very specific fetish club.

 

[Scott Hall]

Local guide with 24 reviews. Let’s go on a tour y’all !

I chortled out loud (col) when I got to the last part.

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This one is for a UPS store.
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Oh would you, G? Like from… FEDEX!!!

You can’t expect world class service from anywhere anymore. Including the reputable “Loaf N Jug” gas station:
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Beware of Deb at Bellco:
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Supporting local mom and pop shops:
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Must one give multiple reviews of del taco?


And let’s go where it all started (no notes):
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That IS saying something.

P.S. how did Comcast get three stars?

Never stayed at Luxor or Caesar’s because I’m too poor (plus get comped at ballys/horseshoe) but this review was especially funny since in March 2023 UCONN was staying at the Luxor for March madness and had to change hotels due to so many of their rooms being shit holes. NCAA books all the hotels and put UCONN in the shitty Luxor while their opponent, Arkansas, was in the 5* Vdara

 

[Huskers633]

Local guide with 24 reviews. Let’s go on a tour y’all !

I chortled out loud (col) when I got to the last part.

View attachment 48175

This one is for a UPS store.
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Oh would you, G? Like from… FEDEX!!!

You can’t expect world class service from anywhere anymore. Including the reputable “Loaf N Jug” gas station:
View attachment 48177
Beware of Deb at Bellco:
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Supporting local mom and pop shops:
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Must one give multiple reviews of del taco?


And let’s go where it all started (no notes):
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That IS saying something.

P.S. how did Comcast get three stars?

I feel like this needs it's own thread, and I'm here for it.

 

[BorWhiskey]

For those that weren’t reading the lemon thread, this was extracted and given its own thread as to not muck that serious conversation up further.

 

[Quint]

I remember almost none of these reviews

I gotta be honest, there seems there was way too much effort put into the reviews for them to be post drinking binge shit posts.

Does the wife have your login info?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I gotta be honest, there seems there was way too much effort put into the reviews for them to be post drinking binge shit posts.

Does the wife have your login info?

I have no idea haha I think most of them were from 8 plus years ago. I lived at Palomino Park probably 12-13 years ago.

The Vegas one was recent and got our room comped plus a free buffet so that was worth it

 

[doublewing]

Never stayed at Luxor or Caesar’s because I’m too poor (plus get comped at ballys/horseshoe) but this review was especially funny since in March 2023 UCONN was staying at the Luxor for March madness and had to change hotels due to so many of their rooms being shit holes. NCAA books all the hotels and put UCONN in the shitty Luxor while their opponent, Arkansas, was in the 5* Vdara

I have not stayed at the Luxor since the Frank Solich administration and back then it was a shit hole. I was a poor college kid with other poor college kids and I vowed to make something of myself so I'd never have to stay there again.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Never stayed at Luxor or Caesar’s because I’m too poor (plus get comped at ballys/horseshoe) but this review was especially funny since in March 2023 UCONN was staying at the Luxor for March madness and had to change hotels due to so many of their rooms being shit holes. NCAA books all the hotels and put UCONN in the shitty Luxor while their opponent, Arkansas, was in the 5* Vdara

Luxor is extremely shitty. It’s usually like $40/night which is why my buddies also want to stay there

 

[BorWhiskey]

@HuskerGarrett why don’t think they recommended a name change to Bart? And the red stain was a murder, right?

 

[Goskers07]

This is hilarious. I feel like G could make a great new tiktok segment with all this.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Completely unhinged. I love it.

 

[Flabio]

 

[Savedatmoney]

Karen Lee

 

[Omar Little]

He’s worse than my mother.

I hope none of you ever have to be around my mother.