Dumbass Callahan Question

[djw004]

"Been a while since I saw ya. We have a lot of new changes, a lot of new faces in the building, It's exciting with the new coaches we have in the building, the new players we have in the building, it has a different feel...there seems to be a new energy injected into everything we are doing because of the new faces."

FIRST QUESTION AFTER HIS OPENING THOUGHTS:

Callahan - "Coach, with 5 new coaches and 30 new players added, does this feel different?"

Sean...you're a fucking idiot.

 

[Juro]

"Been a while since I saw ya. We have a lot of new changes, a lot of new faces in the building, It's exciting with the new coaches we have in the building, the new players we have in the building, it has a different feel...there seems to be a new energy injected into everything we are doing because of the new faces."

FIRST QUESTION AFTER HIS OPENING THOUGHTS:

Callahan - "Coach, with 5 new coaches and 30 new players added, does this feel different?"

Sean...you're a fucking idiot.

“No. Feeling the same. Probably going to be another losing season, Sean.”

 

[ac husker]

"Been a while since I saw ya. We have a lot of new changes, a lot of new faces in the building, It's exciting with the new coaches we have in the building, the new players we have in the building, it has a different feel...there seems to be a new energy injected into everything we are doing because of the new faces."

FIRST QUESTION AFTER HIS OPENING THOUGHTS:

Callahan - "Coach, with 5 new coaches and 30 new players added, does this feel different?"

Sean...you're a fucking idiot.

He doesn’t pay attention. Watch his interviews with the players on Zoom. He literally looks like he’s falling asleep. I get that sometimes he’s reading ahead but he needs to do a better job at at least faking it. And Sean, I know you’re on this board so pay attention to what I’m saying. It looks bad.

 

[cwessel76]

“It feels different in the sense that Held doesn’t take massive shits in the coachs’ bathroom, Verduzco doesn’t light up Cohibas in staff meetings, and Lubbick doesn’t try and sell me on the benefits of a vegan diet.

Oh and Austin doesn’t choke me in the hallways.”

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Thought this thread was going to be about Bill.

 

[djw004]

He doesn’t pay attention. Watch his interviews with the players on Zoom. He literally looks like he’s falling asleep. I get that sometimes he’s reading ahead but he needs to do a better job at at least faking it. And Sean, I know you’re on this board so pay attention to what I’m saying. It looks bad.

I just immediately imagined Sean "in the lab" since the early signing day presser - month and a half. Everyday saying to himself "Ok - I will get the first question on Signing Day in February, its GOTTA be a real hitter. Funny but serious, quick but introspective, easy yet meaningful...I know! I'll ask about the feel in the building!"

Frost talks about the feeling in the building...

Callahan - checks notes - uhhh - "So coach, how's the feeling in the building?" - thinks to himself "fucking NAILED it"

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

I just immediately imagined Sean "in the lab" since the early signing day presser - month and a half. Everyday saying to himself "Ok - I will get the first question on Signing Day in February, its GOTTA be a real hitter. Funny but serious, quick but introspective, easy yet meaningful...I know! I'll ask about the feel in the building!"

Frost talks about the feeling in the building...

Callahan - checks notes - uhhh - "So coach, how's the feeling in the building?" - thinks to himself "fucking NAILED it"

This year has been really trying for everyone including Dean.

 

[David Webb]

 

[djw004]

JUUUUUUUUST a bit outside. Tried the corner and missed.

 

[Goskers07]

Be nice to the guy. Do you understand how many minutes a day he has to spend typing? He was probably exhausted.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

JUUUUUUUUST a bit outside. Tried the corner and missed.

Ball 4

 

[Ext. 55]

"Been a while since I saw ya. We have a lot of new changes, a lot of new faces in the building, It's exciting with the new coaches we have in the building, the new players we have in the building, it has a different feel...there seems to be a new energy injected into everything we are doing because of the new faces."

FIRST QUESTION AFTER HIS OPENING THOUGHTS:

Callahan - "Coach, with 5 new coaches and 30 new players added, does this feel different?"

Sean...you're a fucking idiot.

I mean if we are honest and I’m not going to pull any punches here…really the Bob Costas of our generation when it comes to the interviews.

 

[The Bearded One]

"Been a while since I saw ya. We have a lot of new changes, a lot of new faces in the building, It's exciting with the new coaches we have in the building, the new players we have in the building, it has a different feel...there seems to be a new energy injected into everything we are doing because of the new faces."

FIRST QUESTION AFTER HIS OPENING THOUGHTS:

Callahan - "Coach, with 5 new coaches and 30 new players added, does this feel different?"

Sean...you're a fucking idiot.

Scripted questions, just like the play calling.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

He doesn’t pay attention. Watch his interviews with the players on Zoom. He literally looks like he’s falling asleep. I get that sometimes he’s reading ahead but he needs to do a better job at at least faking it. And Sean, I know you’re on this board so pay attention to what I’m saying. It looks bad.

I’ve watched a few of those and the only time he gets engaged is when he asks his “what’s your favorite food in Lincoln so far?” Question and when the player can’t name the place Deab gets all excited trying to guess where it’s at based on the food description.

 

[slattimer]

Be nice to the guy. Do you understand how many minutes a day he has to spend typing? He was probably exhausted.

Yeah, and he might have been driving....ALL DAY. He's exhausted. Cut Deab some slack.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

You want to hear some cringe questions listen to those lives he did.

Somebody asked Purdy if he was coming here to compete for the starting spot and fucking Deano asked him. Like why not screen that one out? 🤦‍♂️