Drop a Haiku about the game tomorrow

[Huskersballz]

Underdogs we are
Drake’s curse, Deion will fall
Jeff Sims heisman pose

 

[Juro]

This is miserable.
As a fan, God help us.
Go Big Red.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Rocky Mountain High
Hogmollies are road graders
Run the Goddamn Ball!

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Saturday morning
Scarlet and cream in my pants
Deion has no toes

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Buffaloes suck dick.
A fat throbbing diseased cock.
Total gaywad state.

 

[herbie tarlek]

This seems kind of gay....

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

There’s no hope at all
Fuck everything around
Go big red baby

 

[Stan Raymond]

Buffaloes overrated
Prime hype way way off the charts
Nebraska will win

 

[BingoDingo]

Let the Lord bless us
To crush the bones of our foe
I have bubble guts

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Simulation's™ hand,
Twists Nebraska's football fate,
Chaos in red land.

 

[huskerj12]

Run the god damn ball
Rhule aid fills the mountain springs
As well as Drake’s tears

 

[djw004]

This seems kind of gay....

we love literary devices around here

Fuck off

 

[Imabighuskerfan2019]

We kept the receipts
Nebraska run the dang ball
Let’s beat Prime

 

[djw004]

If we lose to Cucks
As Ari Gold once stated
“Rusty Cunt Bucket”

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Old rivals battle
Piss balloons will fly freely
Sal's dead, go big red

 

[Saudi_aurora]

Nebraska's might shows,
Colorado falls beneath,
Victory's wind blows.

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

All we know is pain
These always end the same way
i hate having hope

CU can throw it
But struggles to play defense
Run the daggum ball

If we hit sanders
And protect the damn football
We can win this game

 

[kenyanfeline]

Though Scott Frost is gone.
And Big Dick Mick went to jail.
Somehow we still suck.

Jeff Sims cannot throw.
And our o-line cannot block.
So give Gabe the rock.

A lead in the fourth
Victory is in our grasp.
Please don’t fuck this up.

Looks like we got this.
There is no way we can lose.
Time to get some booze.

Just went the the fridge.
To grab another Busch Light.
Nervous, sphincter tight.

I’m back at the couch.
And I look up at the screen.
There’s one minute left.

It’s second and short.
From the CU twenty-three.
Just run the damn ball.

Wait why is Grant in?
Was going great with Ervin.
Just run the damn ball.

Twenty three iso.
Right towards Bernhardt’s fat ass.
He misses a block.

Grant jukes the first buff.
Then spins around another.
He’s got a first down.

Heads towards the end zone.
To deliver the dagger.
Just one guy to beat.

It’s Travis Hunter.
They collide at the seven.
Both men hit the ground.

But before they do.
Anthony fumbles again.
Matt Rhule shits his pants.

Just fall on the ball.
And victory will be ours.
The Buffs get there first.

They pick up the ball.
And he runs ninety three yards.
A game winning score.

Wait what just happened?
Did we fuck it up again?
WE FUCKED UP AGAIN!

We snatched up defeat.
From the jaws of victory.
This is misery.

Following this team.
Sucks all the life from my soul
Prime is an ass hole.

I’ll go mow the lawn.
And toss the ball with my kids.
Just to numb the pain.

This ruined my day.
The Skers have ruined my life.
Groundhog Day again.

I’ll tune in next week.
We’ll give it another try.
We fucked up again.

 

[Juro]

Though Scott Frost is gone.
And Big Dick Mick went to jail.
Somehow we still suck.

Jeff Sims cannot throw.
And our o-line cannot block.
So give Gabe the rock.

A lead in the fourth
Victory is in our grasp.
Please don’t fuck this up.

Looks like we got this.
There is no way we can lose.
Time to get some booze.

Just went the the fridge.
To grab another Busch Light.
Nervous, sphincter tight.

I’m back at the couch.
And I look up at the screen.
There’s one minute left.

It’s second and short.
From the CU twenty-three.
Just run the damn ball.

Wait why is Grant in?
Was going great with Ervin.
Just run the damn ball.

Twenty three iso.
Right towards Bernhardt’s fat ass.
He misses a block.

Grant jukes the first buff.
Then spins around another.
He’s got a first down.

Heads towards the end zone.
To deliver the dagger.
Just one guy to beat.

It’s Travis Hunter.
They collide at the seven.
Both men hit the ground.

But before they do.
Anthony fumbles again.
Matt Rhule shits his pants.

Just fall on the ball.
And victory will be ours.
The Buffs get there first.

They pick up the ball.
And he runs ninety three yards.
A game winning score.

Wait what just happened?
Did we fuck it up again?
WE FUCKED UP AGAIN!

We snatched up defeat.
From the jaws of victory.
This is misery.

Following this team.
Sucks all the life from my soul
Prime is an ass hole.

I’ll go mow the lawn.
And toss the ball with my kids.
Just to numb the pain.

This ruined my day.
The askers have ruined my life.
Groundhog Day again.

I’ll tune in next week.
We’ll give it another try.
We fucked up again.

 

[Mavsker]

Run the damn ball coach
Run run run run run the ball
Then run it some more