Dean and the pies and salsa thing

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

What’s the backstory on this? All I know is he got really really bent out of shape over it.

 

[Goskers07]

@slattimer would be the expert on this topic.

 

[MtnHusker]

Deep diving Dean was reporting on practice and mentioned that "One guest that was at practice on Wednesday gave Ryan Held a pie and a jar of homemade salsa".

We took that and ran with it on the board. Actually got my hands slapped a couple times for making Pie & Salsa jokes. I couldn't help it, the jokes just write themselves with him being so thin skinned.

Pie & Salsa Report

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

Let’s go straight to the source… @slattimer

 

[HCFord1]

Another one of those jokes that would’ve died if Dean was able to laugh at himself.

 

[slattimer]

So it's been no secret that I'm not a big fan of the ole Dean and his "I'm a journalism" skills.

I was already on thin ice I guess because I kept giving Dean shit, most of it in jest, some not. But Matya sent me a message asking me to maybe lay off Dean for awhile because he's pissy and wants to ban you for good.

Okay.

One practice "report" by him a week or so later was fucking awful. Didn't contain shit in it, and had the line "someone he didn't know went up to held and gave him some pie and salsa." He thought that was funny or whatever, and reported it. I thought that was the dumbest fucking thing in the world and something no one gives two flying fucks about. And that wasting time to report stupid shit like that when they only get 30 minutes a week of watching practice is a stupid thing to do and short changing your subscribers, and he should report on actual football shit people give a flying fuck about."

I basically said exactly that, only I heeded Mike's warning, and posted in on tMB in the pony thread...where Deab lurked daily, knowing he'd see it.

A few hours later, black line of death, permabant from tater island.

 

[Goskers07]

So it's been no secret that I'm not a big fan of the ole Dean and his "I'm a journalism" skills.

I was already on thin ice I guess because I kept giving Dean shit, most of it in jest, some not. But Matya sent me a message asking me to maybe lay off Dean for awhile because he's pissy and wants to ban you for good.

Okay.

One practice "report" by him a week or so later was fucking awful. Didn't contain shit in it, and had the line "someone he didn't know went up to held and gave him some pie and salsa." He thought that was funny or whatever, and reported it. I thought that was the dumbest fucking thing in the world and something no one gives two flying fucks about. And that wasting time to report stupid shit like that when they only get 30 minutes a week of watching practice is a stupid thing to do and short changing your subscribers, and he should report on actual football shit people give a flying fuck about."

I basically said exactly that, only I heeded Mike's warning, and posted in on tMB in the pony thread...where Deab lurked daily, knowing he'd see it.

A few hours later, black line of death, permabant from tater island.

The most hilariously thin skinned Dean moment of all time.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

it's funny because he's a fatass who wrote about pie when any non-fat journalist wouldn't have even noticed it

 

[vailhusker]

Courtesy of @lee_carvallo_12

 

[BorWhiskey]

Courtesy of @lee_carvallo_12

What computers were made for.

 

[Steveweiser316]

What computers were made for.

That picture need to make it on Fox’s BIG NOON Pre-show

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

So it's been no secret that I'm not a big fan of the ole Dean and his "I'm a journalism" skills.

I was already on thin ice I guess because I kept giving Dean shit, most of it in jest, some not. But Matya sent me a message asking me to maybe lay off Dean for awhile because he's pissy and wants to ban you for good.

Okay.

One practice "report" by him a week or so later was fucking awful. Didn't contain shit in it, and had the line "someone he didn't know went up to held and gave him some pie and salsa." He thought that was funny or whatever, and reported it. I thought that was the dumbest fucking thing in the world and something no one gives two flying fucks about. And that wasting time to report stupid shit like that when they only get 30 minutes a week of watching practice is a stupid thing to do and short changing your subscribers, and he should report on actual football shit people give a flying fuck about."

I basically said exactly that, only I heeded Mike's warning, and posted in on tMB in the pony thread...where Deab lurked daily, knowing he'd see it.

A few hours later, black line of death, permabant from tater island.

Seems like the mature thing to do....

Also....

 

[slattimer]

Anyone see the intern pic snapping g to Matt Leinhart. It’s exactly as you’d imagine.

 

[Walter Sobchak]

Anyone see the intern pic snapping g to Matt Leinhart. It’s exactly as you’d imagine.

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Holy fuck that's hilarious