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Cockeyes v Bitchigan

Kaladin

Professor of Aesthetics / Positive Boogeyman
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Who will win this boring as fuck game?
 
Not sure, but fuck Cockeye and their douchebag fans. To troll Cockeye fan I went to Lowe's late this afternoon with a Michigan football shirt and Nebraska hat.

I got three comments in about 10 minutes.
  • "Oh no" Then, "good luck....actually we'll need it more than you"
  • Another "I hope you guys win"
  • And at Casey's when I was buying beer "I'll be rooting for you"
  • If I'm being honest, I don't think anyone noticed my N hat, but it was subdued with a small N
With 1st cousins that are M grads I had this shirt from about 15 years ago when my brother and I attended a PSU game n Ann Arbor.

Fuck Cockeye!! The only thing that got me to put that M shirt on is my cousins are cool as hell - win or lose. Very classy.
 
Nebraska special teams magic has rubbed off on Cockeye
 
I wonder if Cockeye will surpass Wisconsin's worse margin of loss of 59 points in the BIG championship game.
 
I also hope Keagan Johnson has a career ending injury.
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