Cockeye players flu?

[HuskerGarrett]

Just read that a bunch of Cockeye players have the stomach flu this week. Anyone hear this? Probably just an excuse since they’re so scared of us

 

[huskermack]

Just read that a bunch of Cockeyes players have the stomach flu this week. Anyone hear this? Probably just an excuse since they’re so scared of us

I’d trade the flu for a qb.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Just read that a bunch of Cockeyes players have the stomach flu this week. Anyone hear this? Probably just an excuse since they’re so scared of us

You spitballing, or right? If you're right I might just get a hummer tonight.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

You spitballing, or right? If you're right I might just get a hummer tonight.

No idea if it’s true. Just saw something on 247 about a bunch of Cockeye starters dealing with the stomach flu this week

 

[BIGSTICK67]

No idea if it’s true. Just saw something on 247 about a bunch of Cockeye starters dealing with the stomach flu this week

 

[God is a Husker]

Maybe somebody poisoned them?

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Probably linked to their weekly “who can stuff the most peni in their butt” contest that brian fervent started when he was gifted the OC role. They should consider dropping that.

 

[...TrueColors...]

Probably linked to their weekly “who can stuff the most peni in their butt” contest that brian fervent started when he was gifted the OC role. They should consider dropping that.

I am told that they were in the process of dropping it. But then Brian Ferentz went on a homophobic rant in the press box in front of God and everyone. So in the name of tolerance and to show they aren’t homophobic, they still do the dick stuffings.

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

No idea if it’s true. Just saw something on 247 about a bunch of Cockeye starters dealing with the stomach flu this week

link?

Probably swallowed when they should have spit...

 

[CornHub]

Nebraska lost to one disease stricken team last year, might as well make it two years in a row.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I am told that they were in the process of dropping it. But then Brian Ferentz went on a homophobic rant in the press box in front of God and everyone. So in the name of tolerance and to show they aren’t homophobic, they still do the dick stuffings.

Sort of surprised he wants to keep it going. In their weight room records there’s a big board that lists brian as the all time dicks in butt leader with 7 at once. Don’t ask me how he did it.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Who else is drunk ITT? GBR geniuses!

Cockeye with the rotavirus.

 

[huskermack]

Sort of surprised he wants to keep it going. In their weight room records there’s a big board that lists brian as the all time dicks in butt leader with 7 at once. Don’t ask me how he did it.

That’s gay.

 

[kenyanfeline]

Sort of surprised he wants to keep it going. In their weight room records there’s a big board that lists brian as the all time dicks in butt leader with 7 at once. Don’t ask me how he did it.

Word around the Cockeye program is that they were all relatively small dicks, and the only reason the record even counted is because he is a coaches kid.

 

[Ripping Lips]

It's probably a ploy and we'll get spanked by 30 points and their RB will go over 200 yards rushing in the first half.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Word around the Cockeyes program is that they were all relatively small dicks, and the only reason the record even counted is because he is a coaches kid.

Figures. What a bitch.

 

[...TrueColors...]

Word around the Cockeyes program is that they were all relatively small dicks, and the only reason the record even counted is because he is a coaches kid.

It really is a tale as old as time.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

HIV often starts with flu like symptoms

 

[11husker23]

Not

HIV often starts with flu like symptoms

Not just HIV but full blown AIDS

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Just read that a bunch of Cockeyes players have the stomach flu this week. Anyone hear this? Probably just an excuse since they’re so scared of us

The ghost of Milt is at work I see...

#ForMilt