Chimpanzee vs UFC fighter

[Tyneb23]

Over heard this at work today, who wins?

 

[Jim14510]

Not even worth the question. Chimp would destroy any human.

 

[CornHub]

Not sure how much this holds true for chimps, but muscle strength per oz of muscle mass is far greater in gorillas than humans. Or something like that.

 

[Tyneb23]

New studies have said chimps are 2.5x stronger than an average human. Average human isn't a fighting machine UFC fighter. I actually think it would be a good fight if the human kept the distance and used kicks

 

[CornHub]

New studies have said chimps are 2.5x stronger than an average human. Average human isn't a fighting machine UFC fighter. I actually think it would be a good fight if the human kept the distance and used kicks

I would worry about the UFC fighter being able to keep up. One would expect a chimp to be much faster and more agile.

 

[BingoDingo]

Chimp would eat face and crush bones into dust.

 

[Tyneb23]

I would worry about the UFC fighter being able to keep up. One would expect a chimp to be much faster and more agile.

From listening to the Joe Rogan, chimps tire very quick if you can survive the actual 1st assault.

 

[CornHub]

From listening to the Joe Rogan, chimps tire very quick if you can survive the actual 1st assault.

That would probably be the biggest challenge, and in all likelihood, the chimp will win no matter what in the long run. You're going to come out of that fight with a lot of bites and scratches that are almost guaranteed to get infected.

 

[Tyneb23]

That would probably be the biggest challenge, and in all likelihood, the chimp will win no matter what in the long run. You're going to come out of that fight with a lot of bites and scratches that are almost guaranteed to get infected.

Yep Gingivitis is a killer!

 

[Huskerzz9457]

Anyone else remember that chimp attack from 2009, the thing ripped a chicks face off at her house and she ended up living or something like that.

 

[Jim14510]

Anyone else remember that chimp attack from 2009, the thing ripped a chicks face off at her house and she ended up living or something like that.

And bit her hands off.

 

[Huskerzz9457]

And bit her hands off.

That shit is/was nuts

 

[Link-]

I think Lesnar/Ngannou/Overeem have the best shot simply due to their size and power. Khabib would have to get a RNC for any chance, GSP might judo it to death, and Fedor due to his size and jiu-jitsu ability.

Imagine if they went for a fuggin armbar and the chimp bit their calve off.

 

[Cash68847]

I think Lesnar/Ngannou/Overeem have the best shot simply due to their size and power. Khabib would have to get a RNC for any chance, GSP might judo it to death, and Fedor due to his size and jiu-jitsu ability.

Imagine if they went for a fuggin armbar and the chimp bit their calve off.

It’s 2021. Let’s make it happen. I’m sure some ufc guy will fight a chimp for the right price.

 

[Jim14510]

It’s 2021. Let’s make it happen. I’m sure some ufc guy will fight a chimp for the right price.

They'd have to put a muzzle on the chimp to agree. Don't care how tough I thought I was. Get in the ring and get a glimpse of those chompers and I'd be like fuck that.

 

[Cash68847]

They'd have to put a muzzle on the chimp to agree. Don't care how tough I thought I was. Get in the ring and get a glimpse of those chompers and I'd be like fuck that.

I would still pay 50 bucks to watch even with the muzzle.

 

[Jim14510]

I would still pay 50 bucks to watch even with the muzzle.

I'd pay at least that much.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

I'd pay at least that much.

Hell I’d probably pay $51

 

[Jim14510]

Hell I’d probably pay $51

Not sure I'd go that high. Was thinking like $50.75