Car wash

[dsbigred1]

Hey, I’m drunk but need to know about how people wash their vehicle..
Are you a no-touch and only high-pressure wash kinda son of a bitch?
Or do you put it through an assembly line kind of deal with all of the stuff flaps against your vehicle?
I wash 3 vehicles at least twice a week, and want to know what is the best way to spend my time. Is it better to just roll out the power washer, or pay for the washing service that is like a drive through?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Touchless is the only way to go. If anything touches your car it’s scratching it

 

[dsbigred1]

Touchless is the only way to go. If anything touches your car it’s scratching it

I have heard this before, but literally hundreds of things touch your car without noticeable scratches. I wax once a week.. wish I could say the same about my wife’s asshole…

 

[dsbigred1]

As an aside, I Have a 3500 PSI pressure washer. Is that too much? I have literally collapsed side view mirrorS with it, so I worry it is too much pressure

 

[Grits and Gravy]

I go to the car wash.

 

[Cash68847]

Hey, I’m drunk but need to know about how people wash their vehicle..
Are you a no-touch and only high-pressure wash kinda son of a bitch?
Or do you put it through an assembly line kind of deal with all of the stuff flaps against your vehicle?
I wash 3 vehicles at least twice a week, and want to know what is the best way to spend my time. Is it better to just roll out the power washer, or pay for the washing service that is like a drive through?

I usually let the rain wash it.

 

[God is a Husker]

I usually let the rain wash it.

I wish it rained enough to do that.

🙁

@Woodrow F Call @scotchfrost9697

 

[Cash68847]

I wish it rained enough to do that.

🙁

@Woodrow F Call @scotchfrost9697

Somehow we have got rain a few times this past week. Combined we are probably at 1.5-2 inches.

 

[iruletheskool]

Old neighbor used to spend minimum 5 hrs every saturday washing his truck with the radio cranked loud enough to hear over my full volume tv.

I think that is the way to do it

 

[God is a Husker]

Old neighbor used to spend minimum 5 hrs every saturday washing his truck with the radio cranked loud enough to hear over my full volume tv.

I think that is the way to do it

if the radio was on 880 KRVN I’d allow it

 

[Jim14510]

Touchless is the only way to go. If anything touches your car it’s scratching it

Water is a thing.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

I drive through the automatic things. Idgaf if there are tiny scratches or whatever Gary is talking about

 

[Jim14510]

I drive through the automatic things. Idgaf if there are tiny scratches or whatever Gary is talking about

This is the correct answer.

Who keeps a car long enough that those tiny scratches matter?

 

[Cash68847]

This is the correct answer.

Who keeps a car long enough that those tiny scratches matter?

Who really cares about their new car after the first month or so? I know some big car guys probably do, but all I care is that it gets me from point A to B without any issues.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

This is the correct answer.

Who keeps a car long enough that those tiny scratches matter?

I had a black F150 and it had swirl marks everywhere. It looked terrible

 

[HCFord1]

Wife bought me a Russel Speeder membership for Father’s Day and that place is amazing. Drive straight up, no payment, and you get through the wash within a minute. They roll the cars through there nearly bumper to bumper but it’s convenient as hell.

 

[Jim14510]

I had a black F150 and it had swirl marks everywhere. It looked terrible

Thats what you get for buying a Ford

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

I had a black F150 and it had swirl marks everywhere. It looked terrible

Racist

 

[DuckSker]

I have heard this before, but literally hundreds of things touch your car without noticeable scratches. I wax once a week.. wish I could say the same about my wife’s asshole…

Hand wax every single week eh? You must have a solid 1 inch layer of wax on your car and swirl clouds by now? 😂

 

[Toe]

I had a black F150 and it had swirl marks everywhere. It looked terrible

Then get a DA buffer and some polish, you walnut!