Boys, this recruiting video is something...

[BingoDingo]

 

[Alcaus]

Kids are watching too many Japanese cartoons

 

[RedSeaRising]

Fuck me dead. I would legitimately rescind his scholly. You're looking at about a 50% hit rate on 5-star guys playing like 5-star guys, and I'd say that a guy who's self-absorbed enough to crank out this type of hogshit would be one I wouldn't take the chance on bringing into the locker room.

 

[slattimer]

So...who the fuck did he commit to? Dafuq is wrong with people

 

[BingoDingo]

So...who the fuck did he commit to? Dafuq is wrong with people

He committed to Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Seems like a video Derrion Grim would have made

 

[Grits and Gravy]

Honestly, it wasn’t too bad for a homemade movie. That being said, I was relieved to not see an N among his final 7.

 

[SoCal_Corn]

He committed to Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.

So, can he play as a Freshman?

 

[Grits and Gravy]

So, can he play as a Freshman?

He's currently playing Othello at this years fallstock, but when that's over with he may be available.

 

[dsbigred1]

This is some funny shit! I will be rooting for this weirdo

 

[hothouse_corn]

Kids are watching too many Japanese cartoons

Looked more likely influenced by the Marvel shows on Netflix, but it was also as cryptic as insider foreshadowing posts on RSS/tPB.

Also, four minutes of my life I'll never get back.

 

[DukeLukem23]

He committed to Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.

 

[hothouse_corn]

He committed to Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.

A local trailer park and self-storage facility magnate has put up a custom "election" signs that say "Jesus Christ 2020: The Only Choice."

Good on the dude in that video for making the right call.

 

[TraditionCoalition]

Hope he ends up at Methzou in the end.

 

[Elquesogrande68]

So...who the fuck did he commit to? Dafuq is wrong with people

Duh! 7.
They are an interstellar medieval mystical football team. I think they are in the same conference as Hogwartz.

I’m truly speechless after having watched that. If that were my son and he asked me to act in this video he would be grounded for 3 months from playing any video games and I would take away his dungeon and dragons paraphernalia. Sheesh. I would probably kick him out of the house too.

 

[V-Doub]

So...who the fuck did he commit to? Dafuq is wrong with people

The People’s Temple or something of the like as far as I can tell...

 

[betsch]

I was wondering what happened to uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

 

[betsch]

Sadly though, this was probably better than 90% of the crappy fantasy shows put out by Hollywood over the years.

 

[Jim14510]

I kinda liked it. Fuck all you haters.

So was that just to narrow his list to 7? Can't wait to see the actual commitment video.