Big 10 taking USC must count as a tax deduction

[Herbie]

Didn’t realize usc was so poor they had to use a weed sprayer to simulate rain

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Dubya wouldn't loan them the weather machine he used to do Hurricane Katrina

 

[Ripping Lips]

Probably couldn't afford the fine to turn on the sprinklers or Riley didn't want to change practice during watering hours.

 

[kaz36]

 

[bbenson67]

I wonder how they'll simulate playing Midwestern B1G teams in November? I can attest that if the temperature drops below 50 we turn into whiny little girls.