Bezos Stepping Down

[cwessel76]

Holy fuck.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Weird

 

[Dell Husker]

Could you imagine being the next guy having to live up to his standards?

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

saw two interesting tweets on this.

One said when bezos took over, amazon was showing sales of $1.6Bil per year. Today, they do $1.4bil in sales..... every 30 hours.

The second tweet was from a guy saying he desperately hopes the new CEO, Andy Jassy, has a son named Hugh...

That's twitter for ya, baby.

 

[Kaladin]

what Bezos is planning to do next is the important question

 

[SoCal_Corn]

what Bezos is planning to do next is the important question

not what but who

 

[Kaladin]

she's decent looking but you would think that one of the world's richest men could do better

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Will he still be rich

 

[Cash68847]

she's decent looking but you would think that one of the world's richest men could do better

He probably does. She probably even knows he does better.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

saw two interesting tweets on this.

One said when bezos took over, amazon was showing sales of $1.6Bil per year. Today, they do $1.4bil in sales..... every 30 hours.

The second tweet was from a guy saying he desperately hopes the new CEO, Andy Jassy, has a son named Hugh...

That's twitter for ya, baby.

Please change your handle to Twitter Monster brother

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

she's decent looking but you would think that one of the world's richest men could do better

She’s a dog

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Please change your handle to Twitter Monster brother

If you change yours to @OmahaFaggit

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

If you change yours to @OmahaFaggit

that’s a deal Cowboy

 

[Jim14510]

If you change yours to @OmahaFaggit

that’s a deal Cowboy

Done

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Done

Lol

 

[Kaladin]

He probably does. She probably even knows he does better.

i have my doubts

 

[Cash68847]

i have my doubts

He cheated on his wife with his new skank. Why would you doubt it? The same old thing gets tiring, and he can have about any woman in the world. You only live once. A lot of men don’t cheat because the opportunity isn’t there. That isn’t the case with Bezos.

 

[Jim14510]

He cheated on his wife with his new skank. Why would you doubt it? The same old thing gets tiring, and he can have about any woman in the world. You only live once. A lot of men don’t cheat because the opportunity isn’t there. That isn’t the case with Bezos.

If I was Bezos I would explain to my wife that I will have sex with other women and sometimes multiple other women. Maybe even for free sometimes. Then I would slap her across the face with my hawg and rest my balls on her forehead. If she didn't say thank you I would cut off her money supply for a week.

 

[Jim14510]

 

[thE kErnEl]

Wait? You need money to do that?