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One of the funniest stories FakeBingo ever told me was a time he went to an Asian massage parlor in Mesa and tried to get this 60 year old Asian lady to tug him off. I guess she got all crazy with him and threatened him in whatever asian language while physically assaulting him as he ran out. He said after he left that parlor he walked over to the parlor on the other side of the strip mall and got tugged off by a different old Asian lady. "It's not worth it".

Second to last time I talked to FakeBingo(about 2 years ago), him and his wife were swinging...the last time I talked to him, his wife left him for some meat hog they swung with, lmao.
 
One of the funniest stories FakeBingo ever told me was a time he went to an Asian massage parlor in Mesa and tried to get this 60 year old Asian lady to tug him off. I guess she got all crazy with him and threatened him in whatever asian language while physically assaulting him as he ran out. He said after he left that parlor he walked over to the parlor on the other side of the strip mall and got tugged off by a different old Asian lady. "It's not worth it".

Second to last time I talked to FakeBingo(about 2 years ago), him and his wife were swinging...the last time I talked to him, his wife left him for some meat hog they swung with, lmao.

Her name isn’t Shannon is it???
 
One of the funniest stories FakeBingo ever told me was a time he went to an Asian massage parlor in Mesa and tried to get this 60 year old Asian lady to tug him off. I guess she got all crazy with him and threatened him in whatever asian language while physically assaulting him as he ran out. He said after he left that parlor he walked over to the parlor on the other side of the strip mall and got tugged off by a different old Asian lady. "It's not worth it".

Second to last time I talked to FakeBingo(about 2 years ago), him and his wife were swinging...the last time I talked to him, his wife left him for some meat hog they swung with, lmao.
He will always have Bama football though.
 
One of the funniest stories FakeBingo ever told me was a time he went to an Asian massage parlor in Mesa and tried to get this 60 year old Asian lady to tug him off. I guess she got all crazy with him and threatened him in whatever asian language while physically assaulting him as he ran out. He said after he left that parlor he walked over to the parlor on the other side of the strip mall and got tugged off by a different old Asian lady. "It's not worth it".

Second to last time I talked to FakeBingo(about 2 years ago), him and his wife were swinging...the last time I talked to him, his wife left him for some meat hog they swung with, lmao.
I’m dying at the thought of being so horny that you immediately go to a second place after being thrown out of the first, just to try and get an old Asian woman to touch your penis.
 

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