A billion dollars is going to be deposited into your account on Friday at 5:00 p.m. What will you do with the money?

[Kaladin]

What will you do with your billion?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Donate it all to DONU as long as they promise to use it all for the best players every single year

 

[Kaladin]

Donate it all to DONU as long as they promise to use it all for the best players every single year

your wife ok with that?

 

[RedSavage]

 

[Cornicator]

I'm going to dig wells in Africa.

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

 

[Kaladin]

honestly i'd pry just hop on a plane, fly to every big city, and spend a few months going to fancy restaurants, strip clubs, and track down every instagram model and porn star who moonlights as an escort

then I'd come back to Nebraska and act like nothing has changed or happened

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Came here to post this lol

 

[LoudHogRider]

Call @God is a Husker or some other highfaluting tax attorney and shield that shit. Set up a charitable foundation - stack the board with friends and family - and proceed to give most of it away.

Not sayin' I'm not going to splurge on a few things - I'm going to - but that's stupid money and I'd be compelled to try and use it to make a difference in the world.

 

[Herbie]

Nothing

 

[Kaladin]

Call @God is a Husker or some other highfaluting tax attorney and shield that shit. Set up a charitable foundation - stack the board with friends and family - and proceed to give most of it away.

Not sayin' I'm not going to splurge on a few things - I'm going to - but that's stupid money and I'd be compelled to try and use it to make a difference in the world.

 

[Kaladin]

Nothing

 

[HuskerGarrett]

your wife ok with that?

To be honest I’d probably pay off the house, cars, etc. Then buy a super nice car that I could otherwise never afford (Ford GT). Then take a vacation. Then come back and figure out what to do.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

I'd genetically modify myself until I was the best football player in the nation, falsify records about my college eligibility, then get @HuskerGarrett's money too.

 

[SoCal_Corn]

Easy

Pay Off the House here.
&
Pay Off the (one) car with a loan.

Buy land and create an animal rescue.
TO save dogs and horses for the next 30 years.

Buy another 2nd house in Flagstaff AZ to beat the heat
Such As:

Not just a fraction but the hole thing:

9455 W Antoinette Way, Flagstaff, AZ 86001 | Zillow

9455 W Antoinette Way, Flagstaff AZ, is a Single Family home that contains 4416 sq ft and was built in 1971.It contains 4 bedrooms and 2.5 bathrooms.This home last sold for $862,000 in December 2020. The Zestimate for this Single Family is $2,825,800, which has decreased by $239,794 in the...

www.zillow.com

We can have tPB Christmas Party there before we head off to the Bowl Games.


Get a couple of contiguous spots in a Toy Barn here by me to house more stuff (cars, Can Am, SeaDoo, and Boat)

Or just buy land and build my own Barn.

Garrett, you can park your GT40 in there. I recommend a Stripe Delete Tungsten Grey.
With all three (3) Option Packages, including the bulging giant subwoofer between the seats..



And what's left over when I am gone, can go to the U. of NEB Athletic Dept.
Even tho I went to UC Santa Barbara.

 

[Fitzjess21]

Tbh....pry build my bbq business, buy a place in the country, buy a condo in the Colorado mountains to go skiing. Not sure if I'd quit my teaching job just yet either....wait fuck that!


Hypothetically....go on a massive vacation spree around the world. Quit my job immediately, get my wife fake tits, buy a ski condo, buy a 1969 camaro,

Hell, I've got a billion dollars I'd do anything I wanted.

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Financial advisor might say...completely go crazy with 10% of it (100 million), get the spending out of your system (maybe). Invest the rest for generational wealth.

$100,000,000.00 is a FUCK TON of money to blow on lots of toys and trips and hookers and blow

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Buy a house on the north shore of Oahu and become Kunu from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

set it up so it’s protected then Buy a house on the beach and you will never hear from me again

 

[Kaladin]

set it up so it’s protected then Buy a house on the beach and you will never hear from me again

Wow you’ll never post on tPB again?