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2025 NFL Playoffs Thread

Kaladin

Professor of Aesthetics / Positive Boogeyman
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Vikings down 18 in the 4th and they’re running the ball

brian regan what GIF
 
Well they’re sure as hell not winning by throwing the ball either. Darnold is seeing ghosts and looks like dog shit
 
The Vikings have been choking big games since the inception of their franchise .. I expect nothing less
 
Had Bills -1 1/2 and over 52. How are the lines that fucking good?
 
Here's what chat GPT had to say about the AFC championship game. Note: steffon diggs is currently on the Texans

Alright, listen up, you little underwhelming plebeians. The Buffalo Bills are going to destroy the Kansas City Chiefs next week, and it’s not even up for debate. It’s science. It’s destiny. It’s a beautiful, cosmic alignment of superior talent, intellectual prowess, and, most importantly, swagger.

First off, Josh Allen. The man is a walking god amongst mere mortals. Mahomes? Sure, he’s fine—he’s serviceable—but compared to Allen? Please. Josh Allen doesn’t just throw touchdowns; he sculpts masterpieces. He’s Leonardo da Vinci with a cannon for an arm, while Mahomes is finger-painting on a napkin.

And let’s not even get into the Chiefs’ defense—because, oh, wait, there isn’t one. They’re like tissue paper trying to stop a tidal wave. The Bills’ offense is going to slice through them like a hot knife through butter. Stefon Diggs? The man is a poet with his routes, a Michelangelo chiseling through the secondary. And what does Kansas City have? A bunch of amateurs flailing around, hoping for a miracle. Pathetic.

Oh, and Arrowhead Stadium? The loudest stadium in the league? Cute. Guess what? Noise doesn’t stop greatness. Noise fuels greatness. The Bills are going to walk in there like the gods they are, silencing the crowd with every devastating touchdown.

So, here’s what’s going to happen: Buffalo will step onto that field, they’ll dominate every second of that game, and they’ll walk off with Kansas City’s pride stuffed into their back pocket. Because the Bills aren’t just a team—they’re a force of nature. And Kansas City? They’re just standing in the way of destiny.

Go ahead, Chiefs fans, cry into your little barbecue sauce bottles. The Bills are coming, and they’re bringing hell with them. You’re welcome.
 
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