2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model: Martha Stewart

[Toe]

Hey, why not, the only people who still give a shit about the SI Swimsuit Edition in this day and age have gotta be 80-somethings like Martha Stewart!

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[Kaladin]

I’d fuck her

I mean why not

 

[Toe]

 

[Goskers07]

I'd have been so much more excited about this in 1960.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

 

[Carm]

I’d fuck her

I mean why not

she's 81.

 

[#HBD]

Hey, why not, the only people who still give a shit about the SI Swimsuit Edition in this day and age have gotta be 80-somethings like Martha Stewart!

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[CornFed Gregger]

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[Carm]

I’d fuck her

I mean why not

you'll need a very good post-menopausal lube. Things get pretty dry at her age.

 

[Kaladin]

you'll need a very good post-menopausal lube. Things get pretty dry at her age.

Gross

 

[Carm]

Gross

see? there are reasons why

 

[Baron Winnebago]

 

[Jay Bilzerian]

I’d fuck her

I mean why not

I’m not following Snoop

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

you'll need a very good post-menopausal lube. Things get pretty dry at her age.

She could probably show you how to make your own artisan lube from some juniper berries and the extract of some crushed werther's originals.

 

[HerbRedman]

I’d fuck her

I mean why not

 

[BingoDingo]

Whoa, had to sit down...the thought of being human sandwiched between Martha and Hellen Mirren made me lightheaded...

 

[Tezzer]

I’d fuck her

I mean why not

 

[NSECTA4]

Whoa, had to sit down...the thought of being human sandwiched between Martha and Hellen Mirren made me lightheaded...

Hell yeah. I’d pound either for all she’s worth. I mean, why the fuck not?

 

[cwessel76]

Hell yeah. I’d pound either for all she’s worth. I mean, why the fuck not?

 

[RedSavage]