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NSFW Catholics - What’s the deal with them?!

It's really the fact that us catholics are going to heaven and non cstholics aren't.
As long as you confess to the priest you were thinking about banging your Neigbor lady before you die.
 
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As long as you confess to the priest you were thinking about banging your Neigbor lady before you die.

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And I’ll never produce it because it’s impossible. I see it as common sense. It would help in my view. You seriously don’t think it would help in this regard if the Catholic Church allowed a priest to marry a woman?
It's not impossible though. People who research this topic for a career have estimated things and generally, though not always, estimates suggest priests are similar in offense rate to other people who have access to children and opportunity and that most offenders in this category are married or partnered (something like 80%). So no, I don't think it would make a difference.
 
In other news I went over to the Hyvee forum today for maybe the third time ever and I noticed how many threads there are of people making fun of libtards and I just think that's wonderful. People doing lots of great work here. It's important that we as a society make fun of and ridicule libtards and do everything we can to persecute them
 
Google “Lavender Mafia” and you will get a lot of answers.

The Catholic Church, like any powerful organization, has competing factions within it vying for power and control of the Church’s substantial resources. Unfortunately some of those factions have no interest in following the teachings of Jesus Christ, and are all about protecting their own…as sad and twisted as that might be. Some members of certain factions are sheltered and have protection all the way up to the highest levels of leadership inside the Vatican.

Bottom line: not all Catholics are schmucks, and the Church and it’s teachings are bigger than any man or group of men. JMO.
 
I'm sorry that non catholics can't go to heaven. Must be horrible for those people.
Just have to make it to confession to tell some dirty priest your sins and it’s all good. Gotta love it.
 
Us Lutherans are so much better. It's usually all the cool people that you know and want to be. Just walk into one of our churches once and you'll feel so much better about yourself
That's all fine and dandy until its time to go to heaven.
 
Lol imagine not being a WASP


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I was raised a Catholic (kind of, no one in my family really cares about religion), but the German in me has considered switching over to the Protestant side.
 
Tony and I are both right-wing, but he started trolling Catholics, but I'm a Catholic, so I called him a libtard and pointed out that public schools are filled with pedophiles, which he probably agrees with, and he didn't know how to react to that so it basically short circuited his brain and derailed his trolling attempt
 
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