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New Commit Kwazi Gilmer is N

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Jan 11, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Wilson Dimwitt said he has a “vast network of sources” and knows who the defensive line coach is but promised his source he would keep it quiet, and he says it is due to his high degree of integrity and not sexual favors promised by the guys sister.

“A lot of people are hesitant to share info with me until my agent convinces them otherwise.”

“Sounds like you have a really good agent.”

“Oh yeah, mom does it for free. She’s the best.”
 
If we combined rosters with UCLA and took the best 105, I don't think we could create a 10 win team. But at least half our cheerleaders would be smokin'.
Nico is pretty fucking good. I bet they could win 10

Who's coaching? My combined staff

OC - Kennedy
DC - Hitschler

OL - Geep
TE - Canan UCLA
RB - Barthel
WR - Shorts
QB - Kennedy

DL - Legi Suiaunoa by default
Edge - Manning
LB - Vic So'oto
DB - Whitley Neb
DB - Williams

ST - Ek

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Cheerleaders: UCLA
 
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Does it really matter? He is going to play for Nebraska so it doesn't matter if he is "good" or "bad". He will turn into the same exact heaping pile of shit as the rest of our players. LMAO
I would suggest right now that he will struggle to be in the 3rd grouping of receivers. He would be far behind Hunter, Barney, and Mills. He would also be behind Bonner, Clark and Smith:
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Our receivers struggle because we suck at throwing timing routes when defenses are doing cover 2 and three in short and medium routes, and making us not be able to get long passes off because we can't OL protect against the blitz.

Dylan was supposed to excel at timing routes, but the truth is he got worse and worse at it as the seasons progressed.
 
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