Breaking Dylan to portal

SlumpBuster · 2025-12-15T14:18:27-0600

Hedley Lamarr said:
maybe we can get a replacement for Barney that can run through a strong gust of wind without falling down

The funny thing about Barney is I feel like he and Wan'Dale are similar builds/profiles.

The difference is Wan'Dale was tough AF for his size. Could you imagine Barney playing RB? LOL

If Barney were tougher and able to run through some arm tackles, he'd be a dude.

Herbie · 2025-12-15T14:18:42-0600

SIIIIPP

SlumpBuster · 2025-12-15T14:20:01-0600

Herbie said:
SIIIIPP

Hey ol' Sip is just an old dude at the coffee shop hahaha

He's just following where the wind blows.

Dell Husker · 2025-12-15T14:21:46-0600

Sip got tooled when it came to Dayton as well

Hedley Lamarr · 2025-12-15T14:23:01-0600

Dell Husker said:
Sip got tooled when it came to Dayton as well

Sipp got caught with his pants down, wouldnt be the first time, both figuratively and literally

realbp · 2025-12-15T14:24:40-0600

I've learned that Sip really knows nothing. He's basically phoned it in since moving from serious journalism to online tabloids.

greybeardedchild · 2025-12-15T14:26:30-0600

Herbie said:
Also imagine how slow Dylan is going to be next year coming off that leg injury. Gross

Can be be slower? Literal statue. Actual Statue of Liberty might be more mobile

Milo-of-Croton · 2025-12-15T14:27:47-0600

It sure seemed to me that Raiola’s was spooked in the pocket, he froze waiting to get hit and hurt. Some say he held onto the ball not wanting to hurt his completion %, maybe that is accurate, but to me he looked spooked.

When programs realize that Dylan will be bringing helicopter parents and maybe younger brother for a price, it is going to be interesting to see how badly they want him. I wish him well, not broken hearted.

BorWhiskey · 2025-12-15T14:28:41-0600

SlumpBuster said:
The funny thing about Barney is I feel like he and Wan'Dale are similar builds/profiles.

The difference is Wan'Dale was tough AF for his size. Could you imagine Barney playing RB? LOL

If Barney were tougher and able to run through some arm tackles, he'd be a dude.

I think Barney is plenty tough. He just gets tackled easily. The hits he takes and gets up from are scary.

SlumpBuster · 2025-12-15T14:30:08-0600

BorWhiskey said:
I think Barney is plenty tough. He just gets tackled easily.

Maybe I see those words differently, but these feel like two opposite sentences.

How about, "if he didn't get tackled so easily, he'd be a dude (and just like Wan'Dale)"

Herbie · 2025-12-15T14:30:31-0600

BorWhiskey said:
I think Barney is plenty tough. He just gets tackled easily. The hits he takes and gets up from are scary.

Strength and toughness are two different things.
Barney is tough and can take a hit.
His strength leaves a lot to be desired. Easily tackled and brought down.

Fargo Husker · 2025-12-15T14:32:38-0600

Herbie said:
SIIIIPP

I don’t have issues with Sip overall but this was total 🤡🤡 work. Was so clear he was being used as a Raiola mouthpiece.

Turn Down for What · 2025-12-15T14:35:35-0600

Are we going to win 5 games next season?

rsmacke · 2025-12-15T14:36:15-0600

Turn Down for What said:
Are we going to win 5 games next season?

No we’re going to win 6

herbsinator · 2025-12-15T14:42:12-0600

Turn Down for What said:
Are we going to win 5 games next season?

Yes (on our way to 10-2)

Tell_Sackett · 2025-12-15T14:43:40-0600

Good luck to DR. The writing on the wall has been there for a while. I stated it earlier this year, but Rhule couldn't turn away from a legacy 5* QB, but our offense would be better off with a more mobile presence at QB and more resources directed at our interior lines. Ideally we go get Sorsby or similar. Minimally, we have to find depth to legitimately challenge Lateef and improve the whole QB room. I'm higher on TJ than most, but I don't think TJ can be relied upon playing his style at his size for a full slate.

SlumpBuster · 2025-12-15T14:48:13-0600

herbsinator said:
Yes (on our way to 10-2)

By October 😛

Herbie · 2025-12-15T14:50:04-0600

Fargo Husker said:
I don’t have issues with Sip overall but this was total 🤡🤡 work. Was so clear he was being used as a Raiola mouthpiece.

Fucked right in the ass

rsmacke · 2025-12-15T14:50:16-0600

realbp · 2025-12-15T14:54:45-0600

rsmacke said:
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