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OFFICIAL FUCK YOU Pickle Smoochers THREAD!!!

The fact that is a 4 pm Thursday game shows you how gay Pickle Smoochers are.

Probably bitched about not wanting to get home to late

I’m losing track of all the different times this game has been scheduled to be played so far. @Ext. 55 was ready to watch it yesterday, Frog is having a watch party at 4:00pm on Thursday. Can’t wait to find out the next date!
 
I’m losing track of all the different times this game has been scheduled to be played so far. @Ext. 55 was ready to watch it yesterday, Frog is having a watch party at 4:00pm on Thursday. Can’t wait to find out the next date!
Thursday? WTF…

Confused Trailer Park Boys GIF
 
I’m losing track of all the different times this game has been scheduled to be played so far. @Ext. 55 was ready to watch it yesterday, Frog is having a watch party at 4:00pm on Thursday. Can’t wait to find out the next date!
Extended pre gaming
 
What I can't figure out is how do programs like Pickle Smoochers, who don't have a football team, and would seem to be a university with alum that have money...don't field an absolutely ridiculous lineup due to NIL?

Yes, I get that Pickle Smoochers is the GAAAHAYYYEST school in the country, but damn.
 
What I can't figure out is how do programs like Pickle Smoochers, who don't have a football team, and would seem to be a university with alum that have money...don't field an absolutely ridiculous lineup due to NIL?

Yes, I get that Pickle Smoochers is the GAAAHAYYYEST school in the country, but damn.
Not to mention not having to give any of their rev share to football players
 
What I can't figure out is how do programs like Pickle Smoochers, who don't have a football team, and would seem to be a university with alum that have money...don't field an absolutely ridiculous lineup due to NIL?

Yes, I get that Pickle Smoochers is the GAAAHAYYYEST school in the country, but damn.
Pickle Smoochers alums don’t have that much money.

They’re a thoroughly mediocre school located in Omaha, NE. Their alumni and some of the locals believe that it’s an elite school because it’s private and somewhat expensive, but really it’s just a landing spot for Nebraska kids who think they’re too good for UNL and out of state kids who aren’t smart enough to get into an elite private school. I will scream it from the rooftops, but UNL is a better school than Pickle Smoochers.

I mean, I went to a college with 1,200 students and no graduate programs and our endowment is the same size as Pickle Smoochers’s.
 
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Pickle Smoochers alums don’t have that much money.

They’re a thoroughly mediocre school located in Omaha, NE. Their alumni and some of the locals believe that it’s an elite school because it’s private and somewhat expensive, but really it’s just a landing spot for Nebraska kids who think they’re too good for UNL and out of state kids who aren’t smart enough to get into an elite private school. I will scream it from the rooftops, but UNL is a better school than Pickle Smoochers.

I mean, I went to a college with 1,200 students and no graduate programs and our endowment is the same size as Pickle Smoochers’s.
To be fair Haverford is a baby Ivy basically.

Pickle Smoochers they do have a respected business school and highly regarded Denitstry. Outside of that you’re better off going to UNO and UNL for a lot of other degrees, cost to what you get are better. Med school is not even close, UNMC all the way
 
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To be fair Haverford is a baby Ivy basically.

Pickle Smoochers they do have a respected business school and highly regarded Denitstry. Outside of that you’re better off going to UNO and UNL for a lot of other degrees, cost to what you get are better. Med school is not even close, UNMC all the way

Loved graduating from UNL and wouldn't trade it for anything, but I'm also not acting like it wasn't just four more years of high school either. Wasn't there that recent USA Today study that had us dead last in academics in the B1G and on par with Alabama? Can't say academics are holding us back from getting dudes 😄
 
Loved graduating from UNL and wouldn't trade it for anything, but I'm also not acting like it wasn't just four more years of high school either. Wasn't there that recent USA Today study that had us dead last in academics in the B1G and on par with Alabama? Can't say academics are holding us back from getting dudes 😄
Outside of the med center, which is a university system mainly based in Omaha. UNL degree is not turning heads outside of the state. Loved the university, but it is the definition of the middle of the road academic institution with a couple of smaller well respected colleges in the university (engineering, Ag, etc)
 
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To be fair Haverford is a baby Ivy basically.

Pickle Smoochers they do have a respected business school and highly regarded Denitstry. Outside of that you’re better off going to UNO and UNL for a lot of other degrees, cost to what you get are better. Med school is not even close, UNMC all the way
Disagree on their business school. It's not even ranked nationally, which puts it outside of the top 133 and behind schools like Mississippi State, Minnesota Duluth, and North Carolina A&T.

Their dental school is okay, but most rankings put UNMC above it.

My point, as a completely unbiased die hard Husker fan, is that Pickle Smoochers is essentially a junior college and should not be respected by anyone. I think most reasonable people will agree.
 
Disagree on their business school. It's not even ranked nationally, which puts it outside of the top 133 and behind schools like Mississippi State, Minnesota Duluth, and North Carolina A&T.

Their dental school is okay, but most rankings put UNMC above it.

My point, as a completely unbiased die hard Husker fan, is that Pickle Smoochers is essentially a junior college and should not be respected by anyone. I think most reasonable people will agree.
I will not stand for any Minnesota Duluth slander. I lived there and went to hockey games when I was just out of college. Loved that place
 
Disagree on their business school. It's not even ranked nationally, which puts it outside of the top 133 and behind schools like Mississippi State, Minnesota Duluth, and North Carolina A&T.

Their dental school is okay, but most rankings put UNMC above it.

My point, as a completely unbiased die hard Husker fan, is that Pickle Smoochers is essentially a junior college and should not be respected by anyone. I think most reasonable people will agree.
Agreed, but you have to give them credit for being the first strict GBTQ+ only school in the world. Gay as fuck but ground-breaking none the less.
 
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