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Staff Dismantling is…a summary of the year
Instead of one night to drink, it’s a full week of beeeeeer
When you feel like the only fan in town without a New DC, here’s a list of teams that won’t be C-or-di-nay-TIIING:
Phil Parker is staying hominator, Cockeye don’t need no coordinator
Glenn Schumann ain’t going no-way-er, because he’s a good coordinator
Blake Baker ain’t vacating either, because Lane wants a solid coordinator
Maybe papa Monte wants to come back to call-the-plays, oh wait he's dead as the ex wife and waiter of OJ’s
Jim Knowles is without a leader, but-something-tells
-me-he won’t bail on Beaver
Brett Venables…not a coordinator…but that would be a steroid shot in the tushy
Some idiots have posted “hey! we, should, ask, Bill, Busch-y”
While we’ve gotten some Snow now and later, for the bowl Phil will be the coordinator
And while we need a DC, something is eluding all-of-us…The best option might be, like Bo Schembechler, Cockeye’s Seth Wallace
So light up some candle-Ing, it’s time for staff dismant-uh-ling
Its a non-producing channeling, of the fan’s wanting a new plan-uh-ling
Now everyone brace for a hire so disappointing, that we say “we’d be better off hiring Plati as a group to do the coordinating”
And let’s hope that we fare well, during this crazy crazy crazy Coaching Carousel
